calum

Greatest post ever. If that was on facebook, I'd like it.

It's basically on Facebook as well. I'm spreading the Mackiluv a'wye.

Darren fucking Mackie. Anyone who's read my posts will know what I'm talking about, and can probably fuck directly and extensively off.

More to come when I've sobered up. We were poor.

Also, I'm going to book a pitch for Monday night. You guys think you can manage 2 games in four days?

Yes please.

Is that a different Calum you've listed there, John?

Can't do Friday. Upsetting.

Also, it didn't rhyme.

I'm up for it if there's enough players.

I was just sticking it to the hipsters and fascists, man.

But mostly, I was just being a bit of a knob, really.

I don't know what a hipster is, but I fucking hate shit like that. It's like people can just do any old shit and call it art. Hey look here's my cock, I'm stirring your tea with it! Art.

YES! Someone finally had the guts to say it! And what about this political correctness business - getting a bit out of hand these days, eh?

I hate people whose lifestyles aren't as alternative as mine. The kind of bastards who like TV and the Top 40, and don't use words like "vacuous" and "banal" often enough. Those fucking fascists should like what I like.

She'd be awesome then. The hipsters cunts wouldn't get it though.

Granted it's a bit odd, but maybe she'll move on to better things.

Things like doing the same act, but as the frontwoman of a mediocre grindcore band who write songs about how worthless hipsters are?

Old Firm banter!!

Disgusting.

You're all hipsters and fascists. I'm not.

2 hours may kill me.

I'm in for Monday.

Calum. If you want to take my place in the game tonight, then it's yours. I'm not feeling too well this morning. If that's too short notice then i'll come along anyway tonight. Might take Andy up on that half in goal if that's the case

Cheers Joe.

I'm right up for this.

Calum, looks like we're full tomorrow. Sorry chief. I'll give you a shout next time though.

Nae worries.

The real disappointment is that I'll now have to go for a run instead.

You needing anyone else? I'm definitely up for it if so.

Saw Gary McDonald walking around Tesco in Scotland kit. I was amused.

I think Vega is up for it.

I'm in if this is happening.

Aye, I enjoyed that. Good, even game.

Card-waving doesn't bother me particularly. How is it different from a player going up to the referee and saying, "Book him, ref."?

I'm gonna De Jong you...

...in the shin.

That would actually be much more dangerous. Just kick me in the chest, please.