Djamba

Unfortunately beggers can't be choosers. I'm completely strapped for cash.

ive just ran to the toilet because i was laughing so much

Just wondering cos I've got an interview on saturday. I hear they have strange methods of interviewing you? Any hints or tips would go a long way. Ta

ho ho ho, i just realised how awful that sounds.

Well, I've tried stabbing someone with some floppy donner kebab but unfortunately i didnt get very far.

Yes, I have. He's completely fucking insane. He came into a kebab shop where me and my friends were and was staring at me as if he wanted to stab me- then asked me for some of my food... He was jumping up and down singing with some pita bread, he must have been sectioned and escaped. The man is a nutter.

I can wait,forever perhaps, believe me.