Sue Denim..

My son went to the one last time he was here and thought it was shite.

One request if you have it.... Satyricon K.I.N.G.

Or if we're in a funny pirate mood, Alestorm - Captain Morgan's Revenge.

Why do so many Polish names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Did you hear about the gay truckers?

They exchanged loads.

The Village had the worst "twist" ever.

I'm with you there. I just assumed it was an old fashioned commune in a modern day environment anyway.

When I realised this was supposed to be the twist I just thought...... Shiiiiiiiiiiiite.

I'm totally stuck. My flat has been assigned a letter and it's either G or H. It used to be attic-right. I'm in a battle with my neighbours over who gets to be H. Anyone else find this infuriating???

Just call yourself G

Why did Humpty Dumpty throw his wife off the wall?

To see her crack.

People are concerned about crime, paedophilia, benefit culture and gangs - they affect our everyday lives - and that's not just tabloid readers. But illegal immigration is the big one. We're just not big enough to take everyone, something's got to give. People are worried that hard work wont pay any more. As soon as illegal immigrants are discovered they should be sent back from where they came. Five years of appeals to remove of person? Madness. We should just stick them on a plane - the Human Rights Act is the problem. But we weren't barbaric before these laws were introduced. We're an immensely tolerant nation and the Human Rights Act is being abused by so many people. We don't need it. Scratch the surface of some stories and there's just no reason those people should be here. Escaping persecution from countries where there's been no coup or serious problem for years? It's ridiculous.

Sounds reasonable to me.

Remember the guy with the pony tail that used to stand on Union Street about 5-6 years ago wearing army fatigues and sporting a sandwich board covered in political messages about Scottish independence and the likes? That's him.

I just assumed he was some sort of retard.

..... from reading 'his' entries on here, I was right.

I'm still struggling through Metal Gear Acid 2 on PSP.

Not the most popular MG game as it's a card driven game but I'm getting right into it now.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Guess she has faced some pretty stiff competition in recent years.

Jade Goody's Official Website - Homepage

Quotes Jade... "I've also been told I should do a blog, whatever that is. And a few friends said I should get on Facebook so people could poke me. I told them I'm not that kind of girl."

No, you're the kind of girl that gets your fanny out on national telly, sparks an international racism debate and thinks "East Angular" is somewhere abroad.

This particular retard is Stephanie.

19 Year old Scouser maths and economics student. (Not after this show I guess.)

She's attracted to "fit, tall, dark and rich men" and once dated BB6 winner Anthony Hutton.

Stephanie likes playing poker and chess, and takes her "trendy" nan to the bingo. She says she wants to do Big Brother to earn a quick buck and invest it, and wants to be the most famous contestant ever.

She appeared on Popstars the rivals at the tender age of 13. (But lied about being 16). Therefore was forced to leave the show and then missed the chance to become a member of girls aloud.

She plays guitar in her band 'The Minky Minks'.

It's amazing the shite you can find on the net.

I bet she just gets her tits out for Nuts and appears on a couple of Big Brother related shows like Sunday night project.... big brother edition and other such shit.

Has anyone seen any of this show on TMF? I haven't laughed so much since the Muppet Show.

What fascinates me most is that if Obama wins and distances himself from the Bush administration by stating that the Gulf war was an error of judgement, then we'll still have a Prime Minister in power stating that we did the right thing.

The Yanks do this every election. Parade out a black man and let Americans think that the system is fair. (Remember Jesse Jackson?)

They always get trumped at the end.

They'll probably have to redecorate anyway so personally I wouldn't give a fuck. It depends how long you've been in there.

I wonder how many Homo's, tarts and thickies they can find for this series?

I think the most offensive one I ever came across was Cradle of Filths 'Jesus Is a Cunt'.

Remember the good old days when you could walk into HMV or Virgin and they'd have racks of T-shirts to sift through.

Now you get one or two Green Day t-shirts in a plastic tube.

Shite.

I expected the kid to do a 'butterfly effect' adult voice halfway through being woo'd by Mr Mac.

Well my personal top 5 were

Finland

France

Bosnia & Herzegovena

Albania

Spain.

..... and I'm glad Britain came in the bottom 3 because it was all Terry Wogans fault for choosing him on the 'Song for Europe'. .. It was quite funny listening to Terry's commentry at the end. His utter disbelief that he'd chosen a dud to represent our country.

All the food and drink are ready.... Just need Terry Wogan and a couple of dodgy presenters and I'm all set.

Go Finland !

This is why people complain when it takes the police ages to respond to a phonecall. They're busy harassing strippers.

At least the guy has a job... can't they pick on the fucking beggar that sits further up the street.

Got woken up at 5:30am by the general platform alarm due to a gas leak near the generators.

Tested some heat detectors in a noisy module.

Spent the afternoon answering a last minute technical query from some guy in the office.

Knocked off and spent the evening in the smoke-room drinking coffee and playing the odd game on PSP.

Note of Comedy: Some lunatic came out with the phrase.... 'Did you know that your head weighs a third of your body weight?'

..... Um, so if I weighed 15 stone, I'd have a five stone head! What a thick cunt.

I told him to go and weigh his head and come back with the result.

He never came back.