A.Pel

No, sorry. No doubt Mr Reid or one of them dodgers will though, maybe the school website has some?

False, my interests lie elsewhere.

TPBM gets excited by pictures of cells in biology books.

A tear falls...

(sarcasm)

I got put in prison for rape.

Same, but it was worth it.

(joke)

I tell you, last night at Cafe Drummonds I saw some dance moves which could rival Michael Jackson. Some bootay shaking I tell thee!

Anyone who was there should most definately like to identify themselves as I think Justin Timberlake is looking for new backing dancers...

No, seriously, where is the best place for busting a move?

(p.s...I'm just learning to speak gangsta, homie.)

That'll be a secret, thank you.

Wishbone G, nice preformance in the Rocky Horror Monster Show. Shame you had to wear the mask as no-one knew who you were!

The ledgends of my day painted the jannies hut pink and yellow...

I am at Cults Academy. I'm James and in 6th year. Prefect too

I swear to hell I've met you someplace...

Holy shit, to think i just spend my time living the good life with whores, cars and lapdancers. Maybe I should start a mission..

Forgetting all the shit that would help me escape/live, I'd take

1. eternal supply of minestrone cuppa-soups (lets presume there is already hot water somewhere)

2. every Irvine Welsh book published (counts as one item)

3.charcoal and paper (also one item.)

It's been done before.

Britney Spears had hers sold for over $10,000.

Any alcoholic beverages not paid for out my own pocket bring a smile to my face.

Couldn't agree more. Everything tastes better when it is for free.

False,I do the latter but am female.

TPBM has on at least on occasion considered a threesome?

Shame the ones later down arn't opening.

40% ('with a bit of butch on the side'). Well thats well dissapointing. I was expecting over 70.

False, as they have never said/done anything to offend me.

TPBM likes to pick out single a.music members and crucify them.

I dunno what the fuck is up with the SQA this year. To whoever marked my shit, I love you.

Waaay Better than expected; seven ones and an A for art.

False, I have very small ears.

TPBM owns a playstation.

the doors - light my fire

There's no way I could chose one : everywhere has it's pros and cons.

Dublin : For just the fantastic atmosphere and general happiness of the place. And perhaps also the fact that pubs are open all day, every day, with live music and guiness on draught. The airport (a vital part of the city) is just fucking awesome thanks to ryanair providing decent flights to just about anywhere in Europe. However, smoking has been banned in public places and everything is highly expensive.

Melbourne, Australia : Fast becoming the 'new Sydney' (less tourists), Melbourne is one of the most whismical places in the world. Cheap as fuck, the people too nice for their own good, fantasic FREE public transport and has a great mix of architecture from the old and new. The city is best a night (walk along the Yarra River) where the art students and street entertainers continue into the twilight zone...and jesus, the Crown Casino.

Amsterdam : I guess everyone's got their own reasons (smoking and hooring) but there is a whole other side to Amsterdam. They've got a nice lifestyle, with the bikes and all, the best streetside cafes (I'm talking about food here!) and the Amber Nectar is in a leage of its own. Also in Amsterdam is my favourite restaurant by far. The Luxemburg Cafe is just of Dam Square, and if you're a fan of the 1920's, its the shit.

SHitting Hell, I've just wrote a bloody guidebook.

*prays for solabeat alliance to reform and appear in a puff of smoke for this gig*

Wow. I remember seeing them at kef.

True, 64 reasons why cucumbers are better than men.

TPBM has snorted cuppa-soups.

Capdown? You babes. How shit-hot would it be if they supported rbf?

Would never happen though.

'Bitches and Nike Shoes' all the way.

False, it's reasonable.

TPBM watches hollyoaks.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.