ray@ladymercedes

if theres grass on the pitch...

Doesn't count for anything nowadays. Most of them have no grass regardless of age.

She's a 10/10 and i'd happily slap her bumcheeks until they exploded with pleasure!!

10/10 for what exactly?

I suspect that might be why you don't know how to use the software.

I just hate reading e-books

Here this might help http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rtfm

I almost fell for that. Then I checked my bookmarks and remembered that I saved it the last time I fell for it

I could read the manual. But I can't be bothered.

It doesn't allow racists to do that I'm afraid.

It doesn't? Shit!

There's you and I' date=' we sit beneath the tree and

Eat pineapples and cheese

Holding on to nothing, living this lie

You forgot to pick some mushrooms

Like the cheese you must die[/quote']

You lyrical genious

How does one load vsti's in said program?

I want to buy this 1997 strategy game but I dont know where I can go.

Links would be appreciated.

I'm not sure if this is a demo or not' date=' but its worth a try.

http://gr.bolt.com/download/pc/strategy/total.htm

yay! it starts again tonight on BBC 1 at 10pm. woo-hoo

Shit, you mean I missed it?

I read somewhere that there's a new series of Still Game starting soon. I believe one of them gets his hands on a young bit of stuff.

Sorry doll but leather doesn't burn with fag ash. You were wearing a cagoule weren't you!

That's what I thought, but I'm not sad enough own a leather jacket so I wouldn't know.

or everything that stevie ray vaughan recorded with doublt trouble. or the whole appetite for destruction album. or the whole dr feelgood album.

the 80s had some good stuff!

/x

Yeah it would've been good.......... if it wasne shite

and I refer you to the entire Transformers the movie OST.

you fool.

I rest my case. You fool

Life Anthem UK - Cliff Richard - Millenium Prayer

US - Santana - Smooth

It seems that the 90's weren't much better than the 80's and with all the shit in the charts over the last couple of years it looks like it's getting worse.

No :O I like some eighties stuff' date=' you have to be selective but there are some really great songs from that decade. Gimme a while and I'll think of some...[/quote']

I'll give you a week.

The 80's were pretty shit (so I'm told' date=' I was only born in 1985) but if you can add a healthy pinch of irony then some music was ok.

Some.[/quote']

Are you pulling my leg?

http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/inner.php

Mine was Pink Floyd another brick in the wall. Cool....

UK - Human League - Don't you want me?

US - Olivia Newton John - Physical

How shit were the 80's? Seriously.

The album was 79' date=' i think the single 'the wall part 2' was out in the first week of 1980 - how do I know this? Because it was at number 1 in the singles chart the day I was born in the second week of 1980.[/quote']

Now that's a claim to fame.

you'd be best getting a modem/router' date=' if you have wireless capabilities on your laptops i'd reconmend getting a wireless one, although you'd have to connect with a cable to set it up.[/quote']

I use this: Wanadoo Wireless & Talk.

It includes a wireless router known as a "livebox", a USB 2.0 wireless adapter and a straight through rj45 network cable - so you can connect to the internet on a second pc.

The package I have is a bit expensive, considering there's a download limit so in the near future, I will be going back to normal broadband and setting up a home network with ICS.

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!

Calling out for all Ringos' date=' Johns, Pauls and Georges:

For a new project by artist group Danger Museum, Peacock Visual Arts is looking for people to form a Beatles Tribute Band, focusing on Sgt. Pepper's. Costumes will be supplied, grow your own moustache. The band can play live at the beginning of September.

Call Monika for more information on 01224-639539

or e-mail [email']monika@peacockvisualarts.co.uk

Damn, a moustache? That rules me out

Some of it's from 1969.

That is true. But The album was released in 1971. So it's an album of the 70's .

Stcky Fingers - Stones

Thank god someone mentioned it. Can't you hear me knocking? has probably the dirtiest riff I've ever heard. Sister Morphine is a classic.

there has been a dude playing what lookslike an upturned round bbq that has lots of dents in the square nest to marks n sparks. he just slaps the dents n it makes harmonious percussioney tunes. i wanna know what its called' date=' i gave him a quid, the nmost ive ever given a busker!

this thread has given me a few laughs, havnt seen the rendom household appliances man for a while, but i did buy a guns n roses 6 ft flag off him once for a pint glass and a quid, lol, a big thanks to the drummonds staff for the pint glass. lol.[/quote']

Isn't that a steel drum?

The only difference is that marmalade is made with orange peel, as opposed to the actual fruit.

But yes, marmalade is jam.

now aberdeen are going for a striker from asia because the polish guy will cost alot of money

I didn't see that, the last I heard they were still in talks with his club and they have brought a french/senegalese striker in on trial.

It looks like we're going to have a few guys battling to play in the middle for a change, also a few challengers for the forward positions. I don't get why JC let Mcguire go then he takes in another defender on trial.