2 minutes of hate

i hate the word yob its disgusting. People use it to point and divert addressing the issues at hand, its easy to call someone a yob just because you don know how to fix the problems of normal people. The i.d cards thing like i said earlyer is a stupid idea, no i dont think they infringe on our rights anymore than bank cards and passports however if this much stuff is infinging on our personal information already whats the point in paying shit loads of moola for them to know what they already know.

I.D cards are a stupid idea our personal details are shared and can be easily monitored already. Whats the point in paying god knows how much for something we already have. We should pull out all our troops from iraq there is no logic what so ever behind the crusaders of freedom "war on terror". if we kill them they are going to kill us, who would of thought that would happen if you start a war!

inspiration mainly

what the HELL where they doing there in the first place, they deserve to miss the concert if they are dumb enough to strand themselves riverside 17 minutes before they go on

yea i know i would never do it again, like i said you live and learn

2 paticularly funny/painfull hangovers iv had have got to be A. When i turned up at a girls house with a vest and shorts believing it was a leaving party when it in fact turned out to be her parents wedding anniversery and they were having a wine party (with a few of my old teachers no less). I ended up getting wank spannered on vintage wine and champange. I got kicked out only to get lost in the garden in panic i dived through the hedge and smashed open a bottle of wine i had nicked , i swiftly drank it and walked up the road leaving a trail of road side cones behind me. A Police car comes along and smashes into the cones they get out so i hide in a nettle patch (like you do). 30 minutes after my escape shattered glass in hand i decided to get up on a road side wall for a rest, being pretty mangled i manged to fall backwards off it falling about 6ft and rolling through bushes, nettles and thorns ending up on a forest track. Anyways the next morning it took me about an hour to realise why i couldnt move and why i was red head to toe. (thats a short version of it ) B. When i made a concoction of spirits (cask strength whiskey, vodka and after shock), sleeping pills, anti-depresants and a fruity number i had prepared earlyer. I decided to put the concoction in the kettle first and give it a quick boil. I was whiter than the human eye could imagine for 3 days i kept having dizzy spells too, surfice to say you live and learn.

two cows standing in a field one of them turns to the other one and says moooooooooo. the other one turns round and says "you bastard i was going to say that!!!"

whats blue and fucks old ladies pnemonia (alternative answer, me and me lucky blue coat) what goes in out in out in out in out and smells of piss old people doing the okkie koakie

knock knock whos there go fuck yourself

why does noddy have a bell on his head because he is a fucking cunt

pet hates (not including major things that go without saying i.e racism, ignorance). 1. People walking into rooms and standing about they should either sit down or do whatever they want to do and get out. 2. People that leave doors open when they walk into a room (especially if its warm) 3. People who vomit on dancefloors 4. Sunday drivers 5. European Adverts 6. Dirt on the floor when im getting out of the shower 7. People ho are TOO enthusiastic or happy, it just freaks me out a little bit especially in shops and stuff 8. Bullshiters 9. People who don't get to the point when they are telling you something 10. People obsessed with trying to change you 11. Toffs (especially toff skiers)

bjork - hyperballad

thanks man it was my pleasure i assure you

that guy whining is a tit head he should be fired out of a cannon kids and unemployed bums cant be serious musicians because they dont have the stength in their fingers and they suck at head banging

i am so shocked, he was one my idols RIP dimebag darrell may his riffs pound ears forevermore.

Oh hell yea i got back from donington not long ago and it was rocking!!! although metallica was a little disappointing it was great to see them play with all the guest drummers. Machine head's circle pit at donington, now that was a big pit, hardcore shit like. The following bands rocked yourcodenameis:milo holiday plan slayer arch enemy biffy clyro million dead machine head damage plan i was only really diappointed with a few bands, i.e instruction, breed 77, il nino HOwever the queing and waiting at donington was completely insane, the organising could of been done better by monkeys and not those smart space monkeys either.

Maybe your friends arnt friends at all if they will discriminate you for something you choose to do. Personally i think people should stop whining about it, there was no problems before why is there one now?? I dont know though im not exactly sure where i stand

Hey, i play in the band outsane. We play power groove metal (we've been called beefcore! lol), we have been compared to everything from Clutch to Pantera. Anyways just a note to say you can listen to downloads on our website www.outsane.co.uk , let us know what you think! We are next playing in aberdeen Monday 19th April - Cafe Drummonds Saturday 24th April - The Moorings Come and check us out if you wish to do so Cheers for putting up with this blatant cheesy advertising, Laters jamiemurphy17@hotmail.com www.outsane.co.uk

My band won this weeks round, woohoo. Noise Pollution and Chiral were really good too, all around the gig was really good.

Yo Yo Just a quick note, tonight in drummonds is a battle of the band thing with outsane, noise pollution and chiral. it should be a good night so i would check it out. Thanks Jamie