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Birdman

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  1. Or equally as good

    In the shop on Sunday of all things

    Richie: So this is you is it, this squiggle is you. And what are you some sort of modern artist are you?

    Doctor: No I am a doctor so Bugger...Off!

    Richie: Oh thats clever, take you 20 years of medical school to learn that one did it, on my money lets not forget that. Bloody students your all the same. I dont know why you just dont go and LIVE in Russia! Go on get out of my shop! Bugger off out of it!!

    (not birdman)

  2. hahaha yeah his face looking so desperate to have a hit.

    The facial expressionas are what makes it for me!

    Another of the million brilliant moments

    The tv channel changing part when the TV falls over from their grapple and explodes

    Richie: Right thats it, get out!

    Eddie: Pardon

    Richie: You heard me the first time

    Eddie: No I didn't

    Richie: Well I'm not going to repeat something like that twice young man

    Eddie: Well I cant do anything about it then

    Richie: .....Look this is my house so Get Out

    Eddie: You can't thow me out I've got rights, I pay rent!

    Richie: Your supposed to pay rent I haven't actually seen any money!

    Eddie: Well I've been busy haven't I, how much do I owe you

    Richie:.....Eleven thousand three hundred and eighty seven pounds....and sixty six...new pence

    Eddie: ....I've got 20p

    Richie: well you better get out my house then

    Eddie: It's not you house it your aunts house

    Richie:For the purpose of this conversation I AM my aunt

    Eddie: ....hello Mable

    Richie: Shit is she here?! Hide the fags!...Hello Aunty!.....Right thats it Get Out

    Amazing!!

    (not Birdman)

  3. the best scene ever that I pysically cried with laughter is the Gas man beating where Richies laying with his feet then goes into a crazy flurry of punches with extroardinary wild punches.

    Its tthe funniest thing i've seen since my friend through a wooden sword up a tree and when he went up to get it it fell 20 feet trough his jumper collar.

    (not birdman)

  4. the best scene ever that I pysically cried with laughter is the Gas man beating where Richies laying with his feet then goes into a crazy flurry of punches with extroardinary wild punches

    Its tthe funniest thing i've seen since my frined hrougha wooden sword up a tree and when he went up to get it it fell 20 feet trough his jumper collar.

    (not birdman)

  5. heh no I was quoting bottom. I think its the shit, ripped Nolans picture he says "Colleens......Paddy....Oh who cares about your names, its the jugs that count!! I'm in the mood for some red hot ram attach action.....oooh.....ouch.....I shouldn't have eaten the contents of the slop bucket!" - Bottom live 2 best live video by far! 5 is quite good but its a bit Over the Top

    (not birdman)

    Oh yeah and the Knob Gag Bermuda triangle of Live 3 is great too

  6. Hey Adam' date=' I'll try and come to the gig. I'm moving into town at the start of next week so hopefully catch up with you sometime soon.[/quote']

    nice one man! never knew you were moving in! wheres it yer going?

    sorry i didnt make the gig that sun, had nomoney on me mob and was also working.

    cool man id appreciate it if youd come, just to see what you think

    see you soon

    adam

  7. Are back

    with new songs, new bass player and a lot more practice behind us

    Supporting hot mangu at kef on december the 23rd

    If you are interested then pm me and i can send you our 4 track demo recorded at captain toms, you never know, you might like it!

    check it out

    cheers

    adam

  8. yeah but do animals have feelings and emotions?

    I think your taking the piss but nevertheless

    A/ When I leave the house in the mornign my dogs know i'm going and sulk. Whenever I return they are overcome with joy and sometimes even pee on me from extremem excitement

    B/ When you try and saw any animals leg off except maybe a fish' date=' they are not going to sit back stupidly taking it in. They will defend themselves. But you wont see an animal complain about the pain like you probably would if you stubbed your toe.

    [b'](not birdman)

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