Intravenous

I can't remember front flips but I got a video of a triple backflip (three bikes each doing a backflip, not one person doing three ) and of all 6 going over the jump at once.

One more I forgot, the flying guy:

I'm not sure if this should be in the sports section, if so feel free to move it.

Some pictures I took of the motorbikes at the Download festival:

'Twat. Please Drive Carefully'

*sigh* That made me snigger out loud in the office.

Paedophile resorts?

There are places abroad where paedophiles can go to buy nights with children .

I don't know if thats what the poster meant by paedophile resorts or not though (rather than just regular old family resorts).

I thought that was the only Leerdammer there was?

Yes, its just magically made in slices .

Aye but they can obviously squeeze a lot more anorexics into a hospital.

Its also wrong to comapare the two conditions. Apparently anorexia is a mental condition. Fatness is cake related disorder.

They are both just as ugly and self induced though. You could also argue that eating yourself to death require a bit of mental instability .

Erm, so a world where all the hospital Beds are so full of dying fat fucks that anyone with a non self inflicted illness cant get any treatment. Great.... Aye but its ok cos they got to feel good about themselves! Please No.

Personnally I think Ditto is overcompensating. As do most fat lasses. She'll need a stairlift and a heart transplant before she hits 30. Mind you she can probably afford it.

One could also argue that its a waste of beds and money to have whole wards dedicated to anorexic patients. Being fat isn't ideal and no its not really any better to advertise as a good role model, but I don't see why fat is any worse than anorexic.

brilliant, I don't think you get all 40,000 to yourself though, not according to the sign up page, also each blowjob is to last no more than 5 minutes, hardly worth the plane fare.... hardly.

btk

They cover travelling costs .

Saw this atthe weekend and thought it was definitely better than the second one though not as good as the first. Keira still looked lovely though... Anyone else got any thoughts ?

Cheers

Stuart

If by lovely you mean so grossly anorexic that her cheeks could be mistaken for a pair of pestels sticking out of her face, then yup you're right. That film just confirmed my opinion that she is the most repulsive and annoying person in hollywood and as such I think her larger role in this film ruined it.

I did still enjoy it but it wasn't as good as the first two. I enjoyed seeing all the pirate gatherings, and that was a strange twist at the end.

Well thats a funny yet sad story. I have to work under the cover of darkness to catch em. I turn off all the lights, Tv,Pc and use a torch pen to locate them and 'Hijack' them back into their cage.

I mean, all I want from them is for them to go back into their cages.

Cool bird Intravenous. I like the way it sits on your hand. How did you manage to achieve that?

/Jealous!

That's actually my mum, but he'll do it for anyone. I think your big problem is that you have two...when there is two together they will socialise with each other and have no need for a person I guess.

When we first got ours he was scared of people and would peck but I'd just stick my hand in the cage anyway (covered with a jumper or other such protective clothing ) and gently nudge him on. You could try that a few times just inside its cage. We also keep ours in the kitchen which has the highest traffic of people and noise, so he got used to the sound of people.

Mine will land on my hand, he'll also eat from my hand and let me give him a bath

Is that because it's never off....

No , although to be fair I did kind of bend the truth there...I turn it on so I can watch D.V.D.s but I honestly can't remember the last time I watched anything directly from the tv.

Well I'm female and can't even remember the last time I turned the TV on.

Personally, I just don't find women with the physique or the mentality of beth ditto remotely attractive and I don't see how anyone could.

Personal taste though...I can't see how anyone could find the physique of Kate Moss attractive. Beth Ditto isn't much better though .

so guys, what am i missing? what the fuck is going on here?

and whats this ceiling cat, and something about a cat licking psp's and so forth?

"what the fuck happened to that dudes head" - scene points ~(or whatever) to the one who names that movie 1st.

Dogma?

Some more funny cats: YouTube - funny cats

Hermaphrodites tend to still be genetically male or female, just with both parts so if they are fertile at all (pretty doubtful) then they will probably still only produce one set of hormones and have one functional genital set.

and you read harry potter

so it my be bad

I assume you meant "may", but it still doesn't make any sense.

I read lots of things, what's your point?

Where did you copy and paste that from?

Someone's arse?

Normally I don't disagree too much with Stripey, I'm a pretty cynical person myself but that was the biggest load of shit I've read in a long time

I hate snakes, But that is one good looking menace right there

They are hated unfairly , he's probably the calmest pet I've ever had...except for maybe stick insects .

ya arms seem to gotten much hairier

Oh shoosh, you know fine well that those are Geoffs and not mine .

I have another picture but for some reason it didn't show up:

My new baby boa:

My flatmate wants to get a pet snake and name it "Snakey."

I think they sound like good pets...less smelly and nippy than hamsters anyway

I'm not asking for advice , I've done quite a lot of research and think I know everything I need to for starting out. I don't have any yet but should have a boa constrictor soon.

I was just curious to see if anyone else kept anything.

Does anyone on here keep any reptiles? If so what do you have?

What about reptiles any of you have kept in the past?

So I apparently look like Ronaldo and Emma Watson...theres a great combination o_O