Sam the Eagle

Next Best Superstar

buh duh buh bye-a

scooch we're shit, they we're worse than the poorman's steps. they were the shit on the poorman's foot's steps.

one of them served me lunch last year...

can you please try and book girls aloud' date=' go on please! id go[/quote']

girls aloud are too big now...

i'd imagine there would be slightly more than 450 people go just to see tweedy's breasts

YES!

her new stuff is ace, the single next best superstar is ace, very bitchy but i really like it.

i'm really looking forward to beautiful intentions - the new album, it's everything that the last one wasn't, she went through a period of bland bland dullness, but she's through it and will be ace again.

if you can book charlie from busted - a band who geri halliwell actually named, then surely you can invite talented spice to come visit!

not too hot not too cold?

are you perhaps talking about balmedie, middle east rather than balmedie, scotland

gentiles is a word though

it's just not the right one though

genitals

genitals

genitals

perhaps he should include spelling in his anatomy lessons, grrrr.

belarus have been pretty damn consistently good with their eurovision entries for the last few years... so if the world does decide to attack them, if they just use a little bit of restraint and don't bomb the belarussian popstars/song writers houses i'd be happy

those adds are pretty hard hitting sometimes

the one where the two blokes are in the pub though... i've seen it like 70 times and everytime i do i still think it's gonna be for loans or insurance.

oh the comdey value, so essentially he splits up busted and then he's gonna try to make it with fightstar...

until they stop getting billed as "They guy from Busted's other band" he's gonna continue throwing his hissy fits and giving twatty interviews in Kerrang.

Good start chuck

the brit awards wont get better until the radio 1 stops polluting the nation with this 'real music' vs. 'pop music' shit.

if they're gonna catagorize everything to death they might as well just go fuck off to channel 5, there's no reasoning behind that btw... just can't be assed with it.

if it's anything like last year it shouldn't really be called the brits, more like the american music awards where everyone sucks the darkness's ass cracks.

the last year it was good when they didn't take themselves seriously and the spice girls won the outstanding contribution with geri performing on her own and she came out of the giant vagina. legendary

i still think it'd be more fun if they threw the darts at each other rather than a board

i onced had the fantastic experience of being in the shop on schoolhill, that used to be the fantastic art gallery - how i miss that place... anyway , one of my "friends" and i use the term loosely needed to buy the rule book for something or other, i think it had to do with space trolls, but it was 30, which shocked the hell out of me.

but yeah so we went down to the till to pay for it and then he started talking the the scary man behind the till that just reminded me of everything i never want to be in life, and they were talking about how this rule book was the new one, and they got all nostalgic about the games they used to play when they were younger, and they were discussing how it would be great to have a dedicated night in the shop for this, and then the manager guy goes "I'd get fired if i played that." Apparently they can't play the old games for some reason or other and then they said something about some sort of dwarf and they both burst out laughing hysterically.

Possibly the most surreal moment of my life.

god no, having issues managing the simple ones, it might be that i'm lying on my bes whilst playing it though so i actually can't move one of my arms to hit the bongo.

apparently there's a platform game coming out too where you control the kongs moving with the bongo, that might fine well be a gaming revolution

it's fucking ace, just got it today, it's a bit like one of those dance machines but its so much more fun, and the bongo controller is the stuff the make legends from.

anyone else played it?

before i opened this i thought to myself, fuck i wonder how long this will last before two people reply at the same time and the game gets fucked up

it's a fickle thing t'internet

i still want to be like paula abdul

Who doesn't!

I got a promo tape through last year of Euro-pop that "was gonna be huge in the UK club scene" - included was Denise - the ginger Vengaboy and her version of Straight Up.

Needless to say, never made it to the UK Club Scene

ooh I love popular culture...

i'm a pop whore

stop having so much sex

eat more

you don't have to eat more if you're having less sex

and edinburgh have blondie and the scissor sisters

i've got a 40gb ipod and i actually love it more than i love dwarves, itunes is so easy to use and it does convert all my wma files along the lines of dragging it from my music into itunes.

i went along the lines of thinking that if i was gonna spend so much money on something after buying a cd walkman, and two md walkmans (walkmen?) in the last few years i might as well go for something that i may fine well never fill, but hey at least i can use it for powerpoint presentations and shit too.

in related news, if you order before christmas you get free engraving.

i read about this the other day, apparently it's cause they aren't releasing band aid in america some big shot record boss was like oi! I want some money, and is gonna make it out of the publicity and stuff.

huzzah

but just think of the lucky africans

thank you muchly

Big Mo just said that it was brass monkeys out here, i can only assume that it was some sort of cockney rhyming slang, but alas I have no answer. Can anyone help?

Booze, chocolates and more booze.

'Cause I've got a golden ticket

I've got a golden chance to make my way

And with a golden ticket, it's a golden day...

i just don't see them using the songs.

the candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good