delboy

no i was thinking more on the lines of boston, alice cooper, status quo and rainbow there's a serious air guitar golden oldies section on steve wright on radio 2 at the mo, its giving me ideas.... actually i'll just sit at my table and get more pissed probably...

no so its not something i shall be rowing about, but you know what the others are like

yes such behaviour is completely untolerable as is a 'my band is better than your band' arguement.

its actually their evil twin brothers, i mean craig works in a bookshop so thats hardly rock n roll. if you go round to fudge HQ you are greeting with a nice cup of tea and some hobnobs (well hobnobbing is their favourite sport after all) and some enlightening conversation about forthcoming fundraising events at their local church.

aye cos i'd never associate fudge with excessive drinking, fooling around on a stage, wearing kilts, shouting a lot etc... your nice boys who help old ladies across the road....

aye its amazing what that orange juice does to you craig.

yes being 102 i am looking forward to possibly shaking my hip (that needs replacing) and my walking stick to the groovy sounds of 'air guitar' which i hear so much about (mostly good!!!) having never previously had the experience. do you take requests??? oh and mine's a large JD and coke if anyone's buying

fooking hell christie, we been drinking together too long now, u know all my drunken habits. i predict the following people will be pissed beyond all reasonable means.... me stuartmaxwell sidca brian and craig zombie munch hog dev fucker johnny & hardcore mel oh whats the point? every fecker there will be minced beyond reasonable belief (apart from people driving and tee totallers)

i am on the same table as the sidca crew and zombie munch, think the bar tab could sting us a bit!!!

my money is on remington blastcap

no i am unemployable welfare benefits beckon after uni

why thank you neil, that indeed is a very nice compliment....

1. best band - Maple 2. worst band - Sidca 3. best newcomer: dedalus 4. best live act : the needles 5. best fudgenight performance : never saw any of them apart from alyssa's wish at last years awards 6. best rock act : maple 7. best punk act : 10 easy wishes 8. best heavy metal act : has to be le atom 9. best extreme act : spike pile driver 10. best of the rest award for acts we can't label so easily : le reno amps 11. best international act (outta towners to you) : mercury tilt switch 12. the posthumous blackslap award for most missed : my decaying leg 13. best clubnight : too old for clubbing 14. best release : the stacatto set (debut gun ep), 15. best venue : cafe drummond and the who'd you like to fight and shag categories are open ones. no comment!!!!

yeah i see your point but the C5 just looked so stupid, but then again if they had banned cars and made everyone drive one then transportation could be not as we know it jim. imagine one with a trailer on bombing down the M1 at 22 MPH. as blur once proclaimed 'modern life is (indeed) rubbish'

yeah i'm with you there, but when i played it the fucker kept sticking, crackles are good but its annoying when the buggers stick, would make a good sample though if i had the equipment (or indeed a working amp). i actually own a gibson brothers album....

and what was it used for? i remember seeing some twat driving one and it was the most ridiculous thing i'd ever seen, if i had been driving at the time, the temptation to run over the stupid thing would deffo have been there. incidently been having a bit of a clear out today and found another pre now thats i called music compilation album from 1981 on the much missed ronco label, "Hits Hits Hits" its called. highlights include.... flashback - imagination mirror mirror - doller falling in love again - the techno twins throwing my baby out with the bathwater - tenpole tudor ay ay ay moosey - modern romance a wonderful time up there - alvin stardust hold me - BA Robertson & Maggie Bell to save the day though it does feature the human league, simple minds when they were good, Japan and The Fun Boy Three

back to the matter in hand.... the fall - industrial estate siousie and the banshees - drop dead celebration crass - do they owe us a living sex pistols - anarchy in the uk uk subs - stranglehold jilted john - jilted john chron gen - lies PIL - Low Life Cabaret Voltaire - Nag Nag Nag Human League - Zero As A Limit Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor UK Decay - For My Country The Clash - The Prisoner Buzzcocks - Fast Cars Stranglers - Something Better Change The Stooges - i wanna be your dog The Exploited - UK 82 The Damned - New Rose Angelic Upstarts - Leave Me Alone Anti Nowhere League - So What

i know, whats it called star trax (how late 70's/early 80's is that???), its a really bizarre mix with the likes of billy ocean and the gibson sitting alongside sparks and the regents. as long as its being looked after!!! how did it play by the way, i never asked you, cos when i played it, it was scratched to fuck but that could be my cheap 50 quid bush record player. me amp has blown up anyway so i can't play records, bah!!!! i think every household should own a copy of that star trax album.

speaking of which when do i get my scratchy lp with '7 teen' on back????? thats a family heirloom you know.

what was the question again???

yeah VHS is shit, we had a betamax video in 1834 at home and it was ace, we had them at school as well till some clueless neds went and nicked them and they were promptly replaced with the rather inferior VHS.

of course there are always exception to those rules MART

hey turgenov, how come you changed and edited your reaction???? did zombie inject a sense of humour into you these last 24 hours, we all got the impression you were not best pleased.

me too better than the current crop of contenders and we get to hear more starfall.

the official version would be that they're headlining reading, glastonbury and a triumphant homecoming gig at t in the park in the summer. support will be nine inch nails