SteveCrisis

he gave birth.

Not even when

I knicked this idea from a thread on the Christopher Brookmyre forum. 3 words only per reply and let's see if we can make this as coherent/abstract/absurdist as possible. You never know we could try and get this published and all proceeds go to charity:up:

Archie Duguid never

This years best albums for me are (in no particular order):

Aereogramme - My Heart Has A Wish You Would Not Go

Explosions In The Sky - All Of A Suddenl I Miss Everyone

The Fields - Everything Last Winter

Clutch - From Beale Street To Oblivion

The Twilight Sad - Fourteen Autumns & Fifteen Winters

The Editors - An End Has A Start

The Kissaway Trail - Kissaway Trail

Filmschool - Hideout

Frightened Rabbit - Sing The Greys

Torche - In Return (Cheers to Scott in One-Up for the heads-up on this:up:)

Radiohead - In Rainbows

Did you hear about the shellfish fisherman's penis contest?

It was to see who had the langoustine

Ithankyou

Band Name: Palazzo Vecchio

Album Title: Aguilera

Side 1:

1. 1999 Eastern Conference Finals

2. Skrka, Łdź Voivodeship

3. Andrew Jefford

4. Good-Turing frequency estimation

5. Coney Island

Side 2:

6. Rzeszw-Jasionka Airport

7. Boeing TB

8. David Williamson Carroll

9. VERTREP

10. Arighi Bianchi

11. Gor

Palazzo Vecchio describe Aguilera as "challenging."

So you're taking a page out of Shellac's book and releasing the vinyl first a few weeks before the CD?

This better come in a gatefold sleeve and have some awe inspiring artwork

I celebrated en early Xmas with my folks at the weekend as I was working Xmas Eve and couldn't be arsed travelling on busted suspension Stagecoach bus all the way from Westhill to Ellon.

So

Soparanos Season 6 Part 2 DVD box set

Attack of the Unsinkable Rubber Ducks by Christopher Brookmyre

A Cel'ic calendar

Calvin Klein Obsession EDT

Bottle of Stolichniya vodka (Cheers! Hic!)

A fuck off box of After Eight mints.

As for the big day itself, stayed at home, drank loads and watched telly.

Seasons Greetings to all that I know and have met on Aberdeen-Music.

All the best for 2008.

True. In my job, every boring day just melts into one boring week.

TPBM has worn women's underwear.

False. But I did once joke about going home and ripping the missus's knickers off as they were fucking killing me.

TPBM Cross-dresses at weekends

Band: Second French Empire

Album: Claudine Francoise Mignot

1 Bob Birch

2 Restricted Line Officer

3 Killing Christian

4 Easter Stakes

5 Burning Shore Press

6 Clontarf, New South Wales

7 Cats Can Fly

8 1948-1949 In Swedish Football

9 ICDM

10 Oreolalax Omeimontis

11 Retinoid Receptor

Band: List Of Castles In Portugal (I quite like that)

Album: Marechal Thaumaturgo

1. North Carolina Highway 242

2. Chamseddine

3. Warrior on the Edge of Time (Already an album, apparently)

4. Eric Dancer

5. Ikuno Station (Hyōgo)

6. Sara Hess

7. New England Digital

8. Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun

9. Hymn (song)

10. Agpeya

11. 1930 FA Cup Final

Special Bonus Track: Addendum circle

I'm quite happy with that, actually!

I take it track 11 is a Mogwai-esque instrumental epic?

My alcohol fuddled memory prevents me from remembering what I saw this year.

What does stand out includes 300, The Bourne Ultimatum, Die Hard 4.0 and Death Proof.

A susbcription to Razzle and 50plus Granny Slutz is mandatory...?

Morrissey's taken-out-of-context-racial-slurs aside, I've just got my ticket to see him at the Ediburgh Playhouse in Feb

The Grandmothers of Invention-Zappa's old band playing the 60's material the year after his death. Absolutely mind-blowing for a 16 year-old Zappa freak as I was at the time.

I quite enjoyed that performance too. What made it more memorable was the fire alarm going off and everyone being evacuated. Then later on in their set they incorporated "Is that your idea of a fire-drill?" in to one of their songs.

My personal faves in no chronological order:

Mogwai - Like Herod, Fear Satan and Christmas Steps being blasted out full tilt as Start Braithwaite et al were pissed off with some of the crowd yakking over their quiter spells.

Fugazi - the migraine I was suffering from that day wasn't enough to deter me missing out on them.

Annie Christian - immense.

Bill Hicks (Slight Return) - Jesus! Just like the real thing. Best comedy routine I've ever seen.

DJ-ing many a Fudge Night. Cheers guys.

Ah! The memories.

A sad announcement indeed but not a great shock to the system either, given the cash it was haemorrhaging. A shame for all the staff employed there goes without saying.

I'm getting nostalgic about all the gigs and stand-up comedy I've seen there over the years.

Mogwai and Fugazi stand out as the most memorable.

*sigh*

Looks like some Morrissey fans got their hands on Conor McNicholas' Wikipedia profile;

Conor McNicholas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

If it's in Wikipedia then it MUST be true!

Mozza's flag waving was badly timed infront of skinheads giving Nazi salutes. A bit of a faux pas really...

But that was a moment steeped in irony as he had just finished performinmg National Front Disco which the skinheads thought was in favour of them, failing to hear/contemplate/understand the sarcasm embellished in the lyrics.

Managed to sell this on the night.

Thanks for the overwhelming interest

Wll trade for alcohol:up:

30

PM me with contact details if interested.

Cheers

Steve

Bumpety bump

now sold

Ticket sold.

Thanks

Indeed. I'm off to drink a cup of cha in the big chunty mug.

I don't even know if that's Doric or not.

Weel, if yer gahn fer a waterie in the pisherie, min' n wahsh yer hauns

What is this thread about again?

Oh yeah, a sleggin match.

Got it.

Gi' it laldy.

(not sure of my pronounciation, but I'm not from round your way, as you may have gathered.)

Mony a muckle maks a muckle

fit aboot rabbie shepherd an a?

Gings wi'oot sayin