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Just imagine if it was the late 60's/early 70's. A dolphin engineered death and the question on everyone's lips would be 'Fuck me! What got in to Flipper?'
By the way, wasn't there an ex-military dolphin in Johnny Mnemonic?
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I'd reccomend Echomind, but you'd better make sure there's a hairdresser added to their rider
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Spunkbubble and Wankstain.
Ain't heard them used as an insult in a while. I remember BenKingsley said Spunkbubble in Sexy Beast.
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fud-hole
Fud on its own was much more abusive and insulting. The last time I used that was when I was in 1st year in 1985.
I hadn't heard it being said for quite some time and then Johnny Watson of Only An Excuse mentioned it it in a sketch about Barry Ferguson being disappointed in Amaruso's defending capabilities. 'Ammo, what a fud,' was the punchline and I was uncontrollably pissing myself.
Monkey sputum was another of my old favourites.
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Read verything to do with the troubles by Tim Pat Coogan and you'll see what a bigotted, misanthropic individual Mr. Paisley is.
Mind you, he'd be great for doing TV Spots for a certain mobile phone network:
The future's bright, the future's ORANGE!
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My particular favourite is Oh Fuck Off!
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Oasis, for starters.
Then all shitty, vacuous pop pish artists who are manufactured and directed at the teeny-bopper market.
What's got 1000 legs and 4 pubes?
The front row of a Westlife concert!
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Tickets will be available on the door' date=' at 169F Sandilands Drive, Aberdeen.
Bring yer own gear, like...[/quote']
I've got a Meerschaum pipe...
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Don't forget the cheesy stuff between the toes' date=' Steve.[/quote']
Damn! How could I forget toejam?
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saw then in glasgow recently' date=' and they were ace. played some of the oldies and goodies, and a couple of new songs. teethgrinder, knives, going nowhere, isolation, all present and correct...[/quote']
All very well, Bri. But was there anything played from the early stuff? Such as BabyTeeth and PleasureDeath?
I'm bitter, I'm twisted / James Joyce is fucking my sister...
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Fannies' date=' tits, bums,nipples [/quote']
Oh Baby! You do it so good!
Bogies, earwax, belly-button fluff, bodily fluids and excretions. Hell yeah!
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Must recommend any Chilean Shiraz and Merlot. ABV 13.5%
Also recommend Argentinian Sant Julia Cabernet Sauvignon. Again 13.5% vol.
And after all three bottles: X-(
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There's nothing on Ticket Master to confirm this nor on Simbiotic. Just checked. Looks like it's a go!
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The Move festival highlights were fantastic.
Morrissey, Goldfrapp, The Ordinary Boys and Madness - how I drooled, slobbered and salivated....
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Ist album with the photo of the woman giving birth - quality.
Tub-Thumping? Pish.
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As a slef-confessed Film Buff I'd definitely attend this kind of event on a regular basis.
Might I suggest some Cohen Brothers classics such as The Big Lebowski, Fargo, The Man Who Wasn't There and Miller's Crossing?
I dare say Fight Club would go down a treat!
The first rule of Moorings Movie Night is nobody talks about movie night.
The second rule of Moorings Movie Night is nobody talks about movie night.
(Sorry! Couldn't resist.)
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I'll be there with my Auntie Gina - she liked to dance - and thousands of squirrels
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...is scheduled to play The Edinburgh Corn Exchange on Tuesday 31st of August.
I am so there.
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And The Moz-Meister is to play The Edinburgh Corn Exchange on August 31st. I'll be in attendance, hair brushed and parted.
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Morrissey's Viva Hate album. Not so good as Vauxhall and I but still pretty impressive.
I've been on a major Smiths and Moz trip the past few months. I just can't get enough.
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Lionel Ritchie has a son, you know. He's called Mebazza.
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You ain't nothin' but a sheep dog!
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Prison Sex
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Was round at Jeff Bruce's (Hey Che's) house on Saturday night. Chucked on the Part Chimp album 'Chart Pimp'.
Fucking spectacular angular noise! Anyone else heard of them?
Star Wars Shorts. Amusing they are.
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