luscious vicar

I have now used a combination of cross stitch and pritt stick to attach my hat to my scalp.

Never again will you get your greasy mitts on the most beautiful hat asda ever made.

See you Sunday

anyone else?

Project:venhell have tickets for the 1st night of the T-break Showases 2006 to give away. The show is in the Liquidrooms in Edinburgh and doors are 7pm on Sunday 7th May.The line up is as follows:

Amplifico

Cartelle

Found

Magdalen Green

Project:venhell

The Tabernacle

Tickets are first come first served so get in touch by sending a PM to myself or Emailing projectvenhell@hotmail.co.uk if you are interested

Project:venhell might let you touch them but are very sensitive

free entry!!

free entry!!

Brighton based band Epideme and Portsmouth band You're Smiling Now But We'll All Turn Into Demons are continuing their UK tour tonight and are due to play the open mic night at the MOORINGS.

Epideme have had shows with the likes of Deerhoof, Q And Not U, Part Chimp, Lords, I'm Being Good, The Coachwhips, Cat on Form, Charlottefield, Cove, Bearsuit.

They also have a self released 7" which was played on John Peel show.

Demons have a ten track album out and a split with Escanna. They have recently finished recording with Steve of 'Cat on Form', 'Projections' & 'Blood Red Shoes' fame.

Check them out

http://www.epideme.tk

http://www.myspace.com/thedemons

Brighton based band Epideme and Portsmouth band You're Smiling Now But We'll All Turn Into Demons are continuing their UK tour tonight and are due to play the open mic night at the MOORINGS.

Epideme have had shows with the likes of Deerhoof, Q And Not U, Part Chimp, Lords, I'm Being Good, The Coachwhips, Cat on Form, Charlottefield, Cove, Bearsuit.

They also have a self released 7" which was played on John Peel show.

Demons have a ten track album out and a split with Escanna. They have recently finished recording with Steve of 'Cat on Form', 'Projections' & 'Blood Red Shoes' fame.

Check them out

http://www.epideme.tk

http://www.myspace.com/thedemons

radio 1 just said project:venhell. kewl

WOo HoO!! Simbiotic Shop is ready to rock. For you webby types go to www.simbioticstore.com/valentinebitch to purchase the album online.

Go >here< to get reviews of the album, gig dates and lots of other exciting...stuff. Enjoy

...

Norman Records says "its tremendous fun...vocals are nicely distorted and there are some aggressive, speaker shredding riffs and tight arrangements on this here 8 tracker of uncompromising punk rock...Music to wake the baby and piss off the missus". buy it at www.normanrecords.com

We want the airwaves back fanzine says "these guys come at you like they’re chasing you with a pointed stick, making you dress up in clothes you’d never wear and send you home crying to your momma." www.airwavesback.com

Somehow' date=' I don't think Gavfest enjoys the same level as respect as GoNorth and the ilk. A music festival in Stonehaven...cool, but what good is it when it essentially seems to be one big in joke? Doesn't do much to attract outsiders, I'm afraid.

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I don't understand why Gavfest is being compared to Go North. I am not a fan of GO North but as I read from this thread it is about bringing industry types to Aberdeen. This is the complete opposite of what Gavfest was about. It was completelly DIY. No funding,a dedicated group of us put lots of time and effort into building a stage out of railway sleepers and floorboards, putting up lighting etc.

Gavfest was open to anyone who could be bothered to get off there arse and get themselves there and had space to camp so you didnt have to stagger home. I was thankful that great bands and spectators from all over Scotland made there way to play it/enjoy it and out of thier own pockets. Please do not tell me this is not about the music and certainly was not a joke. It was about enjoying good music and having a good time.

...can now also be bought online from Norman Records(www.normanrecords.com), avalanche in glasgow, Edgeworld in Brighton(i think) and soon to be available via simbiotic(www.simbioticstore.com/valentinebitch). Thanks

I love lightning bolt x x. Load Records inspired me to start Valentine Bitch

Yo the new album by those noisy fuckers project:venhell is out now.

Buy it direct from Valentine Bitch Records for a measly 7 inc P&P.

One of the album tracks is up for all to hear at www.myspace.com/projectvenhell. Its called "my face isn't Sally's". Listen

If your interested in an album please email valentine_bitch@warpmail.net for more info.

In the meantime please check out www.valentinebitch.co.uk for something to fill your time. Thanks

VB luv

ALso available in one up

I just realised hines, your name is obsolete. Project: Ven-Hell does not exist, only project:venhell. Fix this now or il ge ye a slap

YAHOO!! The Cd's arrived on my doorstep this morning. We will have lots to sell at the shows so you can wrap your clenched fist around one of these bad boys.

The album should hopefully be on sale at all the shows on the tour, I hope..Six measly pounds is all that is needed in exchange. The artwork is a picture that rikki venhell painted. cant really describe it further than it kinda looks like a green guy sucking his thumb on the back and a green fist kinda thing on the front..you'll need to see it i think cos that is the worst description of anything..ever.

Yo Just a quick update from the Valentine Bitch. All is looking good for the PVH album to be ready in time for the tour. Expect the CD to be around the 6 mark. Hope to see you all at the shows wherever you may be. Thanks

more info at www.valentinebitch.co.uk

Yo Just a quick update from the Valentine Bitch. All is looking good for the PVH album to be ready in time for the tour. Expect the CD to be around the 6 mark. Hope to see you all at the shows wherever you may be. Thanks

This show makes me feel loverly

PVH were something of a mystery to me. Musicianship was most excellent (no Bill and Ted jokes aright) but I didn't quite get the vocal performance. Take nothing away from the performance' date=' but it just wasn't my thing overall.

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No mystery, No riddles, Just good old fashioned noises

um Project: VENhell Ta

The next PVH show is on the 19th January at the Tunnel's. Some CD's should be available at this show for those of you who don't know how to work the Postal Service.

Ahem' date=' Yes. Never clicked, thought you would be hand delivering in Stoney. Will make up the costs somehow. I never got any hair with mine.[/quote']

don't worry about it. to be honest it never clicked with me either til i went to post some and suddenly remembered that stuff isnt free. dammit

its not a problem though as i did hand deliver yours. were practically neighbours(well sort of) so i though it made sense. glad you got it ok cos there was a little doubt in the back of my mind that it wasn't going in the right letterbox

i could hand deliver some hair also if you would like some

we did think about taking a picture of all our faces and putting them in the spaces but couldnt be assed