luscious vicar

Fuck aye min should be mintal mintal chicken oriental

Save up your pennies cunts. This is one and a half weeks time.

G

xxxx

close enough

We are from Stoney and proud!!!

Also expect these sorts of bands to be playing on the Electropapknit Spinning Discs:

Cornelius, Deerhoof, Lali Puna, Boredoms, The Shins, Unwound, Sonic Youth, DEVO, Lightning Bolt, David Bowie, Pavment, DJ Shadow, Bjork, Shellac, Blonde Redhead, Broken Social Scene, Cat on Form, Enon, Noxagt, 400 Blows, Torche, Liars, Fugazi, Girls against boys, Blood brothers, Need new body, M83, Dinosaur Jnr, Numbers, Mogwai, Les Savy Fav, Phantomsmasher and obliviously a whole lot more

Suggestions welcome. If there shit we may laugh in your face.

Interesting facts for the day:

Bilge Pump have toured with Erase Errata and The Mars Volta.

They have done two John Peel Sessions

Members also play in Quack Quack and Polaris. Two of Leeds finest bands.

PVH

if this night is succesful we aim to bring alot of other cool bands to aberdeen. too many bands pass it by and that just plain sucks

The drummer from Quack Quack is coming back to aberdeen on the 5th of may to Cellar 35 with his other band Bilge Pump. They are mighty. Go do it!

Ah clamps!!! I took it straight from myspace and didnt notice til after i'd posted it. With any luck I can get it sorted. Until then go to : rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunningriotrecords : home to get an mp3 of Ack Ack Ack (its also on at www.myspace.com/electropapknit at the mo), www.myspace.com/bilgepump for BP and www.myspace.com/projectvenhell for PVH.

But yes, this will be awesome.

Anyone who saw Quack Quack in tunnels might also be interested to know that there drummer also plays in Bilge Pump.

<Saturday 5th May - Ack Ack Ack + Bilge Pump + PVH

Cellar 35, 35 Rosemount Viaduct, Aberdeen<br><bR>

Ack Ack Ack(Brighton)

Noisy, scratchy, energetic, with vocals through a gas mask. The drummer also plays in Charlottefield. These lads are from Brighton where all the girls are beautiful

Listen:Alley Juice.mp3

Watch:

Bilge Pump (Leeds)

Intense, mathy, in yer fucking face riffs from Leeds(the vagina of loud music of loud music). Signed to Gringo Records.

Listen:www.myspace.com/bilgepump

Watch:

PVH (Stonehaven)

Stonehaven based affa bonny loons. Now with distorted zuperman keyboard action!!

Listen:Johnny Why 5

Watch:

Unsigned & Up n Coming Podcast #008

"A Right Royal Ruckus"

Subba-Cultcha

A new year, a new Podcast (Free Online Radio show for you to download)! Subba-Cultcha. Has yet again trawled through hundreds of releases to bring you the cream of UK talent, all packaged up for your aural enjoyment! Featuring the Hosting skills of Stevie Chick (Mojo, Kerrang!, BBC Radio 6) & Tommy Boy Eat (Loose Lips Sink Ships, Plan B), introducing amazing tracks from; Invasion, Optimist Club, Skitchy, Project:Venhell, The Escape, Nerve Engine, Mayors Of Miyazaki, Pray For Hayden, Pravda, Dragonette and Honour Among None...

Weve also given you the chance to vote for your favourite band from each podcast to feature on our cover homepage, have their track featured on our myspace and one (as yet) secret prize. Just simply Vote Here: Subba-Cultcha

So show your support, do your bit for the underground, and discover some great music for free - youd be foolish to miss it!

Masamune won best of the rest one year too. I still have that beautiful gold brick lying around here somewhere. What a glorious day it was

also its Project:venhell not Project: Ven hell. Jeesus those Stonehaven bands and there pernickety punctuation

Albums and T-shirts are now available direct from the Valentine Bitch website. Cheap. Follow www.valentinebitch.co.uk.

Album Reviews

Is This Music 4/5 - "... is a blast, featuring as it does visceral finger-shredding nerve-jangling guitar...shades of Macrocosmica but with a decided pop bent... well, when its not grinding to a halt with (we presume) with the vocalist writing round in throes of agony. Fearsome, frightening, and occasionally fun"

Norman Records - "aggressive, speaker shredding riffs and tight arrangements on this here 8 tracker of uncompromising punk rock. ... In conclusion: Music to wake the baby and piss off the missus."

T in the Park Review

As the soulful euphoria of the Twilights fades, the frantic blellum of young Aberdonian quartet Project: Venhell jolts to life on the T Break stage. Putting in a blistering half hour of orchestrated chaos which sounds something like Oxes being ushered through Fugazi's school of post-hardcore delirium at double speed, this is an all too brief smattering of the underground diversity that Scotlands more popular cultural outlets snobbishly refuse to shout about. "My face isn't Sally's!" frontman Hines screeches - you what? The Skinny digs it with an industrial quarry scooping shovel nevertheless.

Getin!

HINES FOR PRESIDENT

Haha ah whit!!

pfft to your hines

Hines is fat hes dead.

soggy cat play sister resist 21st July. Be there dicks

There will be tits galore. Perhaps a bit of ass too, who knows what tomorrow (and free beer) can bring.

If your going to T in the Park and you have nothing else to do on the Saturday at 2.30, come see Project:venhell at the T Break stage. That would be nice. Ta

Here is the most up to date version of the Tbreak times I have.

Saturday July 8th 2006

22:00 22:30 3 STYLE

21:10 21:40 INJUNS

20:20 20:50 THE ACUTE

19:30 20:00 THE CINEMATICS

18:40 19:10 1990S

17:50 18:20 UNION OF KNIVES

17:00 17:30 THE VIEW

16:10 16:40 TBC

15:20 15:50 FUTURO

14:30 15:00 PROJECT:VENHELL

13:40 14:10 BILLY BATES

12:50 13:20 : (

12:00 12:30 FIGURE 5

Sunday July 9th 2006.

22:00 22:30 HOW TO SWIM

21:10 21:40 FOUND

20:20 20:50 ATTIC LIGHTS

19:30 20:00 tbc

18:40 19:10 PAOLO NUTINI

17:50 18:20 THE DYKEENIES

17:00 17:30 SHITDISCO

16:10 16:40 THE HEDRONS

15:20 15:50 SOME YOUNG PEDRO

14:30 15:00 JACK BUTLER

13:40 14:10 O.B.E

12:50 13:20 F.O. MACHETE

12:00 12:30 TBC

I'm intrigued as to how this show is gonna go having never having played Montrose ever, even though its only about 10 minutes from my house. Its not far from Aberdeen so I hope people will take the time to check it out too. Sweet

thanks you. how kind

"Old Punkie" is more a member of the band than Hines himself these days.

I'm so glad Found got through. They played the same showcase as PVH and in my opinion were the best band that night. All is good.

Project:venhell are playing T in the Park. Hear a track on this site. If anyone has any problems with the site I would appreciate it if you could let me know. Thanks

For those of you who havnt visited the site in a while (or never) Valentine Bitch Records site has had a bit of a switch around in the hope that its easier to find what your looking for. Check it out at www.valentinebitch.co.uk. The site has details on artists such as Project:venhell, Deathpodal & Doris/mavis. Also contains some cartoonish type doodles(any budding cartoonists out there mail drawings to Valentine Bitch to get them posted on the site).

Anyways it would be swell if you could check out the site and come get involved. Plus go to the East Nuke on Thursday and support the local scene. Thanks for your time. I'll fuck off now. Bye