Hardcore Mel

from what I heard they got shopped to the council for not having a strip license.

Not a fun way to spend Christmas I'm sure but glad he's alive and no one else was seriously hurt. Hope you get better soon Marshall!

Would that have been the "fuggin", or the "besht mate" part, then?

hahaha neither. It was mid-rant and his flailing arm knocked all of poor binky's booze-food onto the ground.

He tried to blame Deadloss but he's the one that willingly jumped back onstage when he saw the carnage begin.

Falling flat on his back on Belmont St because he was laughing so hard at Pete knocking Binky's burger clean out of his hand during a rather emphatic point in the conversation can't have helped matters though!

What's the difference between a prostitue and an onion?

You don't cry when you're chopping up a prostitute.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a week's worth of rubbish?

You can't fit a week's worth of rubbish in a wheelie bin.

How do you crucify a spaz?

Nail him to a swastica.

i like her other video more.

YouTube - all my sexi gals xx mwah - holly roberts

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1 gormless looking emo girl.

1 pouty face.

1 video camera

handful of angst

pinch of bad poetry

Combine

Garnish with 1 Panic! at the Disco song.

The result?

YouTube - panic at the disco

awesome chat. you know i'd better hear HH. i've threatened strangers with their lives for that song before now!

/x

What say you to HH being your intro music?

guess who's djing!!!

wicky wicky wild wild west!!!

Puffs: Could have been called something different, but were just like a bag of smushy puffs. Came in 3 flavours that I can remember, Cheese and onion, ready salted, salt 'n' vinigar and cheese & tomato.

Puffs were great and virtually impossible to eat!

Bite ma shite. As in, "I hate that skanky bitch, she can bite ma shite."

Bawbag

Fannybaws

Homesick abortion. As in "God, he's so needy, he's clinging to me like a homesick abortion."

I'm with Chris. La Tasca's Tapas deal is ace and the food is pretty tasty too. Plus the sangria is cheap and plentiful.

Last time about 8 of us went, ordered all our food and it came really quickly, although we were struggling to figure out who'd ordered some of the stuff. We dug in anyway and halfway through they came along and informed us that we'd been given someone else's order (from the bigger, more expensive menu no less) and that ours would be along shortly. We were all winners that night!

What I like about La Tasca is that you order everything you want and you can keep ordering, but they bring it from the kitchen direct to your table which is a lot more hygenic than picking from a buffet where all the chavs and their kids have been.

Probably. I guess it's easier if you're not flying early in the morning both times as well.

Informedconsent and Obedience School

Her holiest of holies had vocal cords?o_O

I dunno, maybe it's a Liverpool thing?

We were 28 euro each, each way to get into Paris. Plus we had to bus it to Glasgow, then £7 each bus to Prestwick and spent £50 in a B&B so we could make our flight the next morning. Which by the time we added it all up, was more expensive than flying to Charles de Gaulle. Plus we found stress the next morning of having to treck all the way to the other side of Paris just to make a 7am bus was just unnecessary after a great weekend. And if you're stuck in an airport with barely any seats for two hours and virtually nowhere to get food, you're gonna be really irritable by the time you get home. It totally put a dampener on things.

I beat it with Imelda Marcos but only because some total mongaloid before me had guessed Amanda Marcos. Idiot!

Wev'e found a taker! WAY HEY! Want to make the first contribution to my thread?Ill put some chocolate coins and a tangerine in your stocking this year. There's an offer you cant refuse

If you're running late and your shirt still needs ironed, throw it in the dryer for 5 minutes and shake it off once it's done. Make sure you put it on right away though. It'll also keep you toastie on those cold winter mornings.

(Written in my best gay man speak.)

Honestly, Baldy. A friend of mine (RIP) used to know some pretty dodgy lasses. One day we were walking along Union Street and one of them stopped, scratched herself in the "ladygarden" area and said out loud "Fuck sake min, itchy chat". She was rough as ratshit.

That's incredible. A guy I know once shagged a Scouser woman who, immediately before the act yelled, in a thick Scouse accent "Dick me quick, ma minge is screamin!"

That'd put you off your stride for sure!

We flew with Ryanair last year from Prestwick for like 40 each return.

You need a 45min bus ride once you land in the suburbs of Paris, but it was no hassle at all.

Try their website!

Are you kidding me? Flying to Beauvais is hell. And when you count the cost of the bus ticket into Paris from the airport, plus the costs of getting to Prestwick, it makes way more sense to just pay the extra and fly direct from Aberdeen with BA or Air France. Beauvais Airport is an absolute shithole (it's a marquis). Check out Lastminute or Expedia. Failing that, a lot of the airlines do a major sale in January so you could hold out till then.

Man I love Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!

You learn something new every day, thanks for the info.

The adverts for Tudor with Geordie paperboys were great though, much better than the gash Walkers ones with Lineker.

And as for Smiths, who remembers the ace adverts for them with the singing tatties? (To the tune of 'Bobby's Girl', "We want to be Smiths crisps, we want to be...")

YES! And then they had the version when Smiths had the Jackets line "We want to be Jackets". And there was a cartoon of a tattie zipping itself back into its skin.

some links:

American Groceries in UK and Europe plus fine foods ..

6.85 for Fruit Loops and Apple Jacks!!! Not including delivery! That's insane!

Good for pumpkin and corn syrup though. Thanks for the link!!!

"Devon Townsend of Albuquerque is in court this week charged with hacking into Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington's personal accounts. She used the information to make telephone

threats to Bennington's wife and put copies of his intercepted personal messages and email on the huge Linkin Park shrine she'd built in her bedroom."

From popbitch. Great namecheck!

hahahaha susannah hoffs! i never knew you were in the bangles hog.