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Let's not go assuming now. I'm sure Cloud will be along to set the record straight. If Cloud is indeed in Poland, this is exciting news and Aberdeen Music doubtless will be eager to hear more about his new life there.

Don't ask him to say anything... He might reply!

I feel stressed after reading all that so I'm going to have to sue you for 5.56 plus a 25 admin fee.

I would suggest wearing tight revealing clothes, maybe a low cut top and a pair of trousers that show off your bulge. Make sure you have some nice cologne and your hair is clean and shiny. Try to avoid wearing a top with a slogan like "Daddy's little slut" or "100% Cumdumpster" because these are qualities that shops frown upon you advertising.

Maybe a bit of eye makeup, but not too much, you don't want to look like you are trying too hard, maybe a light dusting of glitter as well.

When you hand in your CV make sure you lean over the counter so there is a clear view down your top and whisper something suggestive to person behind the counter ("i'm keeping you in mind baby" worked for me) also make sure your hand is very moisturized so when you shake the persons hand they can feel that you take a pride in the softness of your skin.

You should remember that they want someone who has an interest in what they are selling as well, when i applied for my job at HMV i also bought five copies of the Norah Jones album, so they knew i had a passion for music. Buying multiple copies of the same thing shows that you really care about this artist or author doing well.

You need to make sure that you come across as an individual too, places like HMV and Waterstones like to have interesting, cool people working for them. When i was in my interview i casually threw in that i loved going to strip clubs and had a pretty heavy drink and drug problem, which led to me getting involved in a lot of fights. The boss will be thinking "this guy will be a hoot at the staff parties" i also performed a couple of magic tricks.

It's a good idea to mention that you are sexually attracted to both male and female members of staff since in these days of heightened political correctness you can sometimes sound old fashioned leering at just the female members of staff.

I'm sure there are other things people can add to this list, but these things all worked for me and i was soon working for HMV and having an ace time.

Testify! All of the above worked when I got my job.

Also, the simple fact that it's just after Xmas and all of the permanent jobs would have been given to Xmas temps may give you an idea as to why we're not really hiring at the moment.

When will you be on? Going to the Black Sun gig but that's done at half 10, I think.

All of the 7's down to 2 and the 12's down to 4. Any takers?

Maxi, I'll get those two records put aside for you.

ooft!

I'll have 'friend of the night' and 'blood on our hands' from the 7" pile.

Which means I owe you a fiver. :]

Done and done.

Not too likely.

I suppose I could throw in that De Rosa 7" for a couple of quid if you bought them...

Like so many others, I'm having a clear-out. Not even sure why I have some of these at all! Here we go...

7" - 2.50

12" - 6

7"

Arab Strap - (Afternoon) Soaps

The Cribs - Mens Needs

CSS - Alala

Death From Above 1979 - Blood On Our Hands

The Delgados - The Weaker Argument Defeats The Stronger

Forward Russia - Eighteen

Four Tet - A Joy (w/ Battles remix)

Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World

Mogwai - Friend Of The Night

12"

Aphex Twin - Windowlicker

Battles - B EP

Bodyrox - Yeah Yeah (I'm blaming Holly for that one)

Dizzee Rascal - I Luv U

Four Tet - A Joy

Les Savy Fav - Rome (written upside down)

Lo-Fidelity Allstars - Kool Rok Bass

Mogwai - Mr. Beast

New Order - Blue Monday (repress not original, cover in pretty bad condition, 2)

Part Chimp - I Am Come

Prince - 1999

Prince - Sexy MF

Might put some more up depending upon how ruthless the cull is going to be. Cheers!

Anybody in the know when it comes to the classics? I've seen a few that I've loved (Iron Monkey, Ong-Bak, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon) but I want more! Which early Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan films to go for first? Which films would be totally off the radar?

Thanks in advance...

I couldn't listen to any Idlewild for about a year after 'The Remote Part' came out. There are some very good songs on it but it was just so generic and shit in places that it just broke my little heart. I've made my peace with it now and just listen to everything preceding it. I couldn't even listen to the earlier albums without getting angry! Suppose there's a lesson to be learned in there about being precious about music...

Just out of curiosity... Are Copy Haho going to playing the majority of these Teenage Lust nights?

I get back from France the day before! I was about to go mental, thinking that I'd missed it, but it sounds like good times to me...

I've not talked to anyone about this, and I know a few other Liverpool fans. If we don't talk about it we can pretend that it didn't happen and pretend that it won't bugger our chances of getting #18 in the trophy cabinet.

If you were a proper Liverpool fan, you'd realise that it's the 19th one we're after!

2 slice from the deluxe range at ASDA. Top quality.

Does anybody need to buy a toaster?

Dunno... Maybe try e-mailing venues... I'm sure there's someone registered on this site from Snafu.

I got booked last night for getting wiped out by a flying elbow!! Dazed and a bit confused lying on the ground, I realised I got cracked in the face and my mouth was full of blood... natural reaction was to spit it out and check all my teeth were present.

Ref books me for spitting on the pitch.

I didn't even get a foul! Ref decided it was a drop ball. That's Strikers for you

Seems fair to me, ya big fuckin' softy.

I wish I could give you reputation points for that......

I'll do it for you.

As far as I'm aware, he's going to the world darts championships! No joke!

I reckon I'd nip along to something like this if a show ever happened. Build it and they will come, etc...

Day after my birthday, that...

He should of mentioned this is for a well known loacal charity and we good be looking at raising (in theory) over 10k from this event.

I'm not trying to put you boys down but 10k seems like a lot of money to raise from a gig.

Yeah, that's not too bad. A bit cringeworthy at the start but it's got a pretty good flow to it when it gets going. I quite liked it actually... I've been listening to a ridiculous amount of hip-hop since I came back from ATP and that fitted in to the chilled out side of things.

MySpace.com - Crawl Back In - Malm, SE - Hardcore / Punk / Experimental - www.myspace.com/happyalltohell

Go there to download Crawl Back In - With Fractured Lips You Cursed Me Goodbye

its not an album, its an EP. But its free. Its good. And it has Peet of Narcosis fame on vocals.

This isn't just incredible, it's double incredible. Epic win.