Emperor Bokassa I

My admiration for Rimmon knows no bounds. His visage haunts me daily. Such feral beauty.

Well done. Well the fuck done. A joy to behold.

What is the theme of your band? Vagrancy?

Is it true that you are the singer for No Pints Kirk? I hope to rotten God that this is no cheap rumour.

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NEWS FLASH! I just heard that KLATB will entertain every kid with at least 11 songs. Maybe more, I will not lie.

This modern rock concert will literally provide one thrill for each standard minute.

Electric Eel Shock have actually changed my life. Their faces, their manner, the purity of the metal they gifted to us. Truly one of the greatest musical experience of my short and tawdry life.

That bastard will swing from a gibbet.

Listen to me Fudge-Brian, I have been betrayed, that gig was turned down by sideburns-a-prick-prick. If fucking Ellon-a-rubbish-rubbish hadn't had a "gig" that night we would have played. And we would have been good. All of my dreams have been set alight. This is Fudge's fault. Dangerous Fudge.

Yo Fudge! When are we getting to play our Fudgenight? We did "win" a Fudgefrenzy after all. Plus we are wicked-cool.