Foreskin Ninja

Travis - The Man Who

For 3, why not. If you read this before work then take it with you tomorrow.

"Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published"

I can't believe that Closer didn't win this, it has the best written script in ages.

You're fucking kidding me, it's the same night as the wrestling. Bollocks!

Yeah, I almost killed myself because of how bad the website was, the first tickets I got were 9-11 of Row G, but due to the website's skills, those fucked up, and I ended up with some shite in Row O. At least I got C9 though, close enough. Two years ago I had Row A in S3, now those were awesome seats.

Well colour me tickled pink, I'm impressed.

Don't actually colour me that, I'll kill you.

If you liked The Story of Ricky, you should get the t-shirt. 8]

I called Vin Diesel's mobile yesterday.

Cars will be great, Pixar haven't fucked up yet, so I keep the faith.

If it worked better from your hard drive then there's definitely something wrong with your RAM.

Uhh............no.

Birthday tip, pick up Pigtale #1, it's brilliant. And if you're not reading The Walking Dead then pick up the first trade, you'll cream! Happy birthday!

Dragonforce are ace though..

WOW!!! You're a cunt!! Congratulations. MMW are as emo as they come mate - face it... its emo. Calling it anything else is like Daphne & Celeste trying to fit in at Reading Festival' date=' and we all know how that went.

So, how about you fuck off and come back when you can admit to the fact that it is emo and emo is turds.

The only music to my ears at Maiden was the huge cheer when the took the Funeral for a Friend banner down. They really are the worse thing I have ever seen.[/quote']

Well you're as open-minded as a brick.

..but in straight porn' date=' he's gonna be naked too.[/quote']

NOT ON MY SHIFT!

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Is your acoustic EP for sale?

how many do i have to spread before i can give you another?

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Don't have the money to buy it at the moment, but I'll get it in the next few weeks.

i think drinking heavily on valentines day is an excellent idea...perhaps an idea for myself

If you drink enough you could die!

What a legend he has the green Lantern top!

It's The Hurrican you plaster.

It better be awesome, I'm a big fan of old slashers and to read that this is a modern day old school gore filled slash fest just warms the cockels of my heart, bought it on Saturday but holding out till tomorrow so that I can watch it with a guy who's a complete horror-pussy.

Holy shit, my mum's a goth!

Megadeth - Symphony Of Destruction.

Just over 36 hours to go before seeing them live ...........

Less than 24 now.

Because then there'd be no film.

No, but I've watched the parts with Natalie Portman wearing very little clothing.

I've heard good things about the film though, I'll probably go and see it.

It is a household phone so could I easily contact bt?

BT can't do it for you, but the police can, and if you ask them to do so they'll be expecting you to prosecute.

1 out of 10, she looks like she's taking a drunken shit, had that actually been the case then it'd have been a solid 2.

You get it.