Foreskin Ninja

has anyone checked Paul Stewart's hair yet? stranger things have been found there

Really enjoyed it, just disappointed that we didn't get to see Olivia Wilde naked.

total shit just like the second one

i like her slowly bouncing tits best

seriously when she said "transporting some brand new nuclear weapons" I thought she was about to just hop on a bus or some shit

Alfonso Cuarn is probably who first comes to mind, I like a lot of directors though.

The people did.

Thing is, it's an absolutely ridiculous song. It's awful, it knows it's awful and they're blatantly just having a laugh doing it - I mean, the innuendo is bound to fly over most European's heads, which makes it all the better.

As for Eurovision having a shit reputation - well, considering it gets decent viewing figures all over Europe, it can be said to be one of the very few non-sporting programmes that actually gets decent pan-European figures. Hardly shit, really.

Ok, a shit reputation with people who can count to ten without using their fingers. If that is honestly how the country as a whole want to be represented as far as musical talent goes, well, I'm speechless..

Fucking awful, who has the final say in which song gets put forward? I can see someone thinking it would be ok as a gimmick but why not choose an artist that is actually talented instead of adding to the shit reputation Eurovision already has.

If you cheat an online poll it's pretty easy for them to check, it sometimes results in disqualification. This is of course just an excuse for me to not bother clicking more than once, with a dash of truth thrown in for spice.

Lots of players let you skip the pointless menus by pressing the 'top menu' / 'main menu' buttons. The one thing I really fucking hate is the 'You wouldn't steal a purse / car / phone / movie' adverts... .

Yeah who are they to tell me what I would or wouldn't steal, makes me want to steal a car and drive it down their fucking face.

20 is the best episode of Heroes so far.

Loved 19.

Hiro vs Hiro was a perfect ending, I seriously can't wait to see what happens next.

Potential future spoiler prediction don't click unless you can't bare not to:

Peter and Nathan's mother's power is...

she is the tracking device!

That is a complete guess, it fits though.

Man cuts off his own penis in busy restaurant | The Guardian | Guardian Unlimited

A man burst into a busy central London restaurant and chopped off his own penis with a knife in front of horrified diners, police and reports said today.

The man - identified by the Sun as a 35-year-old Polish national - ran into Zizzi, in the Strand, at 9pm on Sunday.

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about," Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the paper. "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30 and 40 was the only person hurt in the incident, and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

He was taken to hospital, where his condition was described as stable. According to the Sun, the man was being assessed by psychiatrists and was expected to be detained under the Mental Health Act.

The paper reported that police had subdued the man with CS gas spray and recovered his severed penis, which surgeons at St Thomas' hospital in central London attempted to re-attach. It was not known whether the operation had been a success.

The shape of things to come? Trend setter? I expect to see many more of these and will be going out to Polish restaurants for dinner till I get lucky. Anyone want to go on a date?

Saw it today and it was exactly what I expected it to be, uninspiring but a pretty good laughbringer for an hour and a half. Worth seeing for fun.

this thread should be in general discussion.

Stripey, if you don't have anything useful to say which is relevant to the topic, don't bother posting.

shitting in a Diva's gym bag

Really that is comedy gold, the man could slaughter my children and I don't think I'd have any choice but to forgive and forget if he shat in their bags at the same time.

Canada is ace, I hope this opportunity turns out to be everything you hope it will be.

Also I think Rob Karloff just came without even touching his penis.

Unless you are a short-ass like me, in which case they aren't amazing and will happily sell you a suit that's too big for you.

Speaking of suits - does anyone know of any proper tailors in the Aberdeen area? And I'm talking about proper tailors here - people that can make tailor-made suits. Not people who just do adjustments, repairs etc.

I'd also be interested in this, bought my last suit at Slaters and I was happy enough with the product and the service but the overall package wasn't enough to really hold my custom for the future.

Went to that site, the first article is headed "SNP Prepard to put you at risk." The party really is made up of fucking clowns you would joke about being members if you didn't know they actually were.

I think for us to truly understand this situation you need to tell us more about the clits this person desires to lick and what sort of background they grew up in, any hobbies etc??

Music as we know it has been blown wide open.

Novii God by some russian group - The best music video in at least ten years.

Streamed my copy from Youtube yesterday. Four viewings in. I could fill the bandwidth of this site talking about this music video.

GO WATCH IT!!!

Hey Filthy Rich and Catflap was pretty funny you nonce!

At the time it would have cost over $600 to buy the gold the lucky winner sent to the cave troll, you could probably fuck Britney Spears for less than that these days if you agreed to smear your dick in Rogaine first.

If we are talking guitar based music/bands it would be something like this:

1. Against Me!
   
2. In Flames
   
3. CKY
   
4. The Bloodhound Gang
   
5. Megadeth
   
6. Rise Against
   
7. Guns 'n' Roses
   
8. The Bouncing Souls
   
9. Pantera
   
10. Less Than Jake
    

That is all time though, the list would be pretty different if it was what I was infatuated with right now. Also there are a couple of bands it felt to leave out of the list.

Hoodies being associated with Neds is a connection that never made sense, they've been worn by people from many cultures/backgrounds for a long time and the only place I have seen the connection before is in laughable news reporting. Nobody with an ounce of sense in them believes that shit though.