slinkmasif Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 somebody delete my thread regarding sound checks? poor show! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeenat Aman Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 somebody delete my thread regarding sound checks? poor show!That's because this forum and the bar is run by a dictator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 That's because this forum and the bar is run by a dictator. See Philip gets it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Composed Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Viva El President Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reptile Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 The Moorings Bar - censoring the youth of Aberdeen since the 1960s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Hah hah hah hah hah. You'll be tearing down my statue next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reptile Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Hah hah hah hah hah. You'll be tearing down my statue next.No the DJ's tonite are going to give it a Goth make-overGoth pirates - how camp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 No the DJ's tonite are going to give it a Goth make-overGoth pirates - how campHow do you tell if the fancy dress pirate is a goth? Patches over both eyes.How do you get a goth out of it's tree? Cut the rope.What's black and white and red all over? A goth with a pint glass in it's face.BTW these are just sick jokes just in case any goths start reali... I mean suspecting they are walking into a trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reptile Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 You started it .......................................................Theres a goth walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder. An old lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yeuk! What are you doing with that revolting creature?""Squeak squeak squeak!" says the rat.Why is it so hard for goths to get work?Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttonsthere is a goth, a metalhead, and a punk standing at the edge of a cliff, how do you tell who's who?Simple the goth is the one contemplating jumping off the cliff, the metalhead is yelling at the goth "JUMP! JUMP!" and the punk is the one who runs up from behind and pushes them both over!!How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?Three, one to change it and two to talk about Lord Byron's Grand Tour and creative uses of laudinum in a metaphysical environment.How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?None, but one has to light the candle.How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody light off!"What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet?The cisterns of mercy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 How do you stop a goth clenching it's teeth? Unplug it.Why do you put a goth in a blender feet first? So it can apply more eyeliner or the way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Composed Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 What keeps saying "this is really random" and "certainly truly ironic"?A blonde goth wearing white being nailed to a crossA goth revivalist is about to club a sealfor refusing to become a gothTo be fair to the seal, it would be extremely hard for it to climb a tree to hang itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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