Flash@TMB Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 The McDonalds CEO that died last week aged 45 from colon cancer. He was so convinced that his food was healthy he ate it every single day for 30 years. Even more ironic was that he was the dude that introduced the McDonalds salad bowls. LMAO. Better still his predecessor died of coronary heart disease at 54. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Being told by your G.P to eat more healthily or you'll die' date=' as you are walking home you are beaten to death by a man wielding a sharpened stick of celery[/quote']So whats the 'point' in sharpening the celery?..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Being hit by the bullet you fired from a gun and the bullet goes all the way around the world and hits you in the back and you are like :WTF and the bullet is like "LOL!"That made me laugh probably a lot more than it should have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JockeySnogger Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 That made me laugh probably a lot more than it should have.Dont worry. You're not alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 I'd just spent hours with Paul (of coconutass fame) and all he kept saying was LOL so to read that at two in the morning was very amusing, and probably a little bit sad and lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 I'd just spent hours with Paul (of coconutass fame) and all he kept saying was LOLJust to clarify folks i'm turning the acronym LOL into its phonetic equivalent and making a satire of the entire thing. Im not obsessed with the net, and soon itll be very common for people to say something funny or unfunny as is usually the case - followed by LOL in real life. This shit's gonna spread like a fever lol. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 yeah well i've already said it four times today and i still haven't come into contact with an actual person yet. what does that tell you eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Just to clarify folks i'm turning the acronym LOL into its phonetic equivalent and making a satire of the entire thing. Im not obsessed with the net' date=' and soon itll be very common for people to say something funny or unfunny as is usually the case - followed by LOL in real life. This shit's gonna spread like a fever lol. LOL[/quote']Yeah just like it did in 1996 yeah, like when people were wondering round The Tilted Wig going "lol" at everything. Really caught on didn't it. Thanks for bringing this back Paul. Not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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