Dearest,

[Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree]

Hello Dear

I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart.My name is Miss. Mercy Kipkalya Kones' date=' 25yrs old female and I held from Kenya. My father was the former Kenyan road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong'a, in western Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June,2008.

You can read more about the crash through the below site:

Plane crashes carrying Kenya minister - CNN.com

After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspired and sold my father's properties to an italian Expertrate which the shared the money among themselves and live nothing for me.

One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I travelled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money for a better life so that I can take care of myself and start a new life, on my arrival, the Bank Director whom I met in person told me that my father's instuction to the bank is that the money would only be release to me when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas.

I am in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me and stand as my trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for transfer of the money to his bank account overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well I will say that my mind convinced me that you may be the true person to help me. Moreso, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my stepmother have threaten to assinate me. The amount is $6.2 Million and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso. You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country.

However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 10% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.

Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self. I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am affraid of my weaked stepmother who has threatened to kill me and have the money.

Sincerely yours,

Miss Mercy Kipkalya Kones

Does anyone ever fall for these things?

Post your witty replies here, and I'll send them back to "Miss Mercy" and see what response I get...

[Lemonade]

Does anyone ever fall for these things?

Post your witty replies here, and I'll send them back to "Miss Mercy" and see what response I get...

I'm sure there was a thread about this recently. Check out 419eater.com

Have you ever had any from the Russian women asking if they can come and live with you? Usually they give you some sob story about poverty or war or some shit, and ask if they can come and stay with you in Britain, and 'maybe we will fall in love' (once you send them the price of an airline ticket of course). I responed to one once, making up a load of shit about how I lived in a council house and ate dog food, and my body was covered in weeping sores and boils, and asked her to send me naked photos.

[The Subtle Arts]

I have 2 russians and a zambabwain wifey doing my chores right now...