Flash@TMB Posted April 29, 2004 Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 I know a lot of people are on the waiting list for a job, but this particular position was extremely specialised and there were not that many suitable candidates...So I'd like everyone to welcome... Captain Flint to the team. Captain Flint is an 11 month old African Grey Parrot. These birds about the size of a large pigeon, significantly smaller than a Macaw, but according to research they may have the intellectual capacity of a 5 year old child and live between 40 and 60 years.Unfortunately birds and smoke do not mix, in fact most strong smells can be harmful, so Captain Flints guest appearences in the bar will be restricted to quiet times when the bar is well ventilated, and he will only hang out for short periods at a time.Flash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted April 29, 2004 Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 I bet not other Aberdeen bars have an African Grey Parrot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted April 29, 2004 Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 aceic! i might pop along one day....you reckon he'l be aorund at opening when the bar's quiet? i'd like to meet this little chap. although i'm buggered if i'm ever going to get my mum to come along now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted April 29, 2004 Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 I wanna see the birdie!Ahem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest valley69 Posted April 29, 2004 Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 i applied fot that job..god damn it i feel cheated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted April 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 TribunalOh shit I feel an industrial tribunal pending. Will you settle out of court? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted April 29, 2004 Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 Wait...if he's "Captain" Flint, does that make him your boss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red5 Posted May 1, 2004 Report Share Posted May 1, 2004 glorious, i look forward to discussing the current anarchic situation in the outer rim with him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted May 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2004 Originally posted by New Found Power:Wait...if he's "Captain" Flint, does that make him your boss? Remember that I don't officially work there. But yes he thinks he's my boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Go and post a pic, Flash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
less_than_stu Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Fantastic. The Moorings just keeps getting better and better.Best Gin & Tonics in town, is my belief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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