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***spoilers***

1. They can only be killed by a shot through the head.

That fucked me off when watching LOTD because EVERYONE knows that, and they've been living with zombies for years and they still waste 100's of gun rounds shooting their chest and arms... tits.

Also,

6. Generic sections of society being zombified.

In LOTD there was a mechanic, baseball player, lumberjack, bride, priest...

Also it wasn't so much a zombie film as it was a film about boring people searching for a missing car. The characters were all so contrived, Dennis Hopper would rather kill his friend (pointless) and take two bags of cash with him (ultra-pointless) as he flees the city (most pointless) just to make him appear as a standard mindless bad-guy.

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Guest MerryChristmas
Zombie film etiquette:

1. They can only be killed by a shot through the head.

2. There must be at least one scene of utterly gratuitous nudity.

3. The only way to become a zombie is to be bitten by one' date=' not simply killed by it.

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Having sex with zombie females produces zombabies

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