Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 At Blue MountainBrother: Bo.....BO!Me: Have you got ADD or something?Brother: If I had ADD do you think I'd have passed higher maths........which I didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 One family holiday to Greek isle of Skiathos. Myself' date=' my mum and my brother are walking back to the apartment and my dad is 20 yards ahead of us, as usual. Out of the blue, this little Greek kid, about 15 or so, on a bicycle loses control and crashes rite in to the back of my dads leg. A big tyre mark up the back of his leg, a shocked and angry look on his face, the kid says in a panic, close to tears "Are you ok sir? So sorry sir"(He had surprisingly good english!). My dad's response was timeless, "Watch fit yer daein'!" That cracked me up! How the hell is this Greek boy going to understand his lecture if you've just given it in broad doric?! Tool![/quote']Scott, your Uncle! Mind at the Scotland v England Euro 2000 play-off, we watched at yours? Somec cretinous Englishman was hacked down on the edge of his own box, when in all seriousness the boy's Uncle leaps to his feet and shouts "PENALTEEEE!!" to the incredulity of all in attendance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 My brother just insulted my mum and she replied "Shut the fuck off". Was quite funny.haha, i found that really funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 my dad just shouted "IT'S ONE TEN, IM PISSED AND NEED TO SLEEP, TURN THAT FUCKING MUSIC OFF, GO TO YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER, AND SHUT DOWN YOUR BED!" lolisms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 Slightly off topic, but:Car Boot SaleTom: How much do you want for the xylophone?Kid: 20 pTom: Too much!Kid: uhm....10pTom: I'll give you 1 p....and even then I won't pay you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 Mum calling me a 'Son of a Bitch' was rather amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftboy Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 At Blue MountainBrother: Bo.....BO!Me: Have you got ADD or something?Brother: If I had ADD do you think I'd have passed higher maths........which I didn't.GENIUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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