James Broonbreed

On 6/12/2019 at 9:41 AM, Mr Brown said:

Mr jenkins left about 2 years ago because he couldn't handle our swag so he nae naed and dipped, lets just say 3 people died from the affects of the epic dab that he did.

Leave the forum alone.

You're more than welcome.

Also, the loft space is currently open to the neighbours attic space too. Any idea what sort of regulations there'd be for partitioning the open attic space?

Does anyone know what sort of permission you need to install a Ramsay type ladder up to an attic in a tenement?

It's not a conversion or anything, just access to use the attic for storage.

I now know that it's potentially dark.

A magnetic thing-ma-bob is the choice of a true adult.

Real adults don't fuck with knife blocks.

To be fair, I reckon you're too old to be getting that much presents altogether. If I can get by with 3 or 4, then so can everyone else.

Secretly, I'm just envious of the linen spray.

Cheers.

I think the dead pool should have its own, standalone, website.

Half time multi-ball?

Totally the biggest bunch of cunts going.

2 minutes ago, Lemonade said:

It seems like a massive overreaction. Also that's not completely beyond reason for Dublin, which is an eye-wateringly expensive city. I paid €8.50 for a pint of Heineken once, that should have made the news. Bewley's is an institution too, its been there forever, and its right on Grafton Street where everything is more expensive. More fool him. 

I notice the receipt was torn up and taped back together too, presumably in disgust. 

Torn up in disgust and carefully taped back together with regret and shame.

I've got heaps of them for sale.

Everyone can have an incredible sulk at his funeral.

That's Glenn Danzig's bairn.

My tenant is spot on, it's just the neighbours landlord who is a huge cunt.

Popstar was reasonably funny, but it's astronomically far away from being anywhere near as funny as Hot Rod.

3 hours ago, Soda Jerk said:

It's crazy isn't it. My experience of dealing with Aberdeen landlords is that a lot of them are so bewilderingly rich, they just don't give a shit, even if their property is getting damaged in the process.

When I lived at King Street, we had frequent leaks from above because the knobhead tenant kept letting his bath overflow, or would point the shower directly at the tiles, and it would seep through the half arsed seal around the bath. I'd ring the landlord, who also lived in Dubai, and she'd just hang up mid conversation once she got the jist of what it was about, but her tone prior to hanging up was just like she didn't care one bit.

I think it would be fair to say that there's no such thing as a good overseas landlord. They're all a bunch of pirates.

I've only had dealings with the one. Numerous dealings with the same fucking one.

Cheers pal.

Aye, I think Joe is still working there. I've been in touch with him a fair bit about the previous issue we were having.

It's Stronach's who 'deal' with the property. The landlord has since been in touch with her usual bullshit attitude - so slowly getting somewhere now.

Who the fuck ignores emails when their flat is leaking water?!

The flat above my Aberdeen flat has a leak somewhere that has been coming through the ceiling in my kitchen. My tenant has spoke to the tenants above and they are unable to spot any leak as the pipework is all enclosed.

I've emailed the landlord of the flat but she's a fucking cow who never responds to emails when there's a problem and money will be involved. She also lives in Dubai. I've emailed her letting agent who say the flat is not managed by them so all they can do is email her...

Presumably the tenants above can call out an emergency plumber and claim the costs back from the landlord or the agent, but what happens with getting the ceiling fixed in my flat? Do I have to claim from home insurance, or is this something that the other landlord would be responsible for paying for?

Not such a quick question, but hey ho.

Cheers

Limp Bizkit Vs. ICP is good derts. Fascinating.

ASL?

These bots are actually pretty decent craic.

Remember ringtones? Anyone rememba ringtones?