Fluff

This is the new soundtrack to my life.

Spot on

Am I the only one that finds this rather offensive?

So you're saying if I have the misfortune to develop cancer I should stop eating and it'll all be fine? The cancerous cells will stop forming due to me missing my ham sandwich at lunch? Proof please.... Or are you saying that meat is causing cancer? If this is the case then why does the government spend so much on health care when a simple outlawing of all things meaty would save the NHS millions every year? Again, proof please......

You do realise that all cows aren't like this?