Doby

I did the only decent thing, my pants!

I remember on occassion when I really needed a #2 when in Moshulu, and every pot had either puke on it, or was swimming with piss, was a tough decision on which was the least of 2 evil's!

What made you think i was a gloating Hun? lol

They are a football team, if you follow aberdeen that is probably an alien vision for you though, right enough. ha ha

We are the Champions by Queen. Oh shit sorry, that would be Rangers intro tune at Pittodrie wouldn't it?

I know a guy called Mark who may buy this!

The Don's are proper quality right enough. With players like Mackie, Considine and Foster, I'm surprised Man City haven't tried snapping up such undoubted talent.

Ah well, can't win everytime I guess

Do you iron as well?

I used to use a rack, and although they were brilliant during the gig, i found them a pain in the arse to constanty put up and down. I now have three Gibralter double cymbal and tom stands. So between the 3 stands i can have 6 cymbals and 6 toms, my BD isn't drilled so this worked out perfect. I know that sounds really excessive to go on one stand, but these things are beasts and in no way is performance or security compromised. And they just fold up and down like a normal boom stand. They are also amazingly versatile, and almost any cymbal or Tom position can be achieved. Pretty sure it would be simple enough to buy extra boom arms and add them into the tom holder sockets if you wanted extra cymbals than toms too. Well worth checking out.

Funnily enough, I do

Singer wanted for RATM tribute band. We have the rest sorted and musically shall be ready to get gigging shortly. Obviously we are looking for someone who can do a pretty good Zac. Get in touch if interested

Office plans in general, good call! My biggest gripe is that I can't hide my fuck ups from my boss

Most shop's that take in regular stock will give you one, they've always been very helpful to me, think they are glad to get rid of them to be honest.

Q. What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A. A Pilot, you bunch of racist bastards.

We had some dude steal one of those dumper truck thingies when building work was being done at School, the police chased him about for ages at like 10 miles an hour before he ended up driving into a wall! Christ that was like 15 years ago now, fuck i feel old. It was pretty funny though, was like slow mo. It reminded me of Father Jack trying to escape on the Grass Cutter in father Ted all those years ago. Oh how I miss Father ted.

Patrick Keenan is superb as well, and he's still a young guy, got a bright drumming future ahead of him.

Are these in the main Ballroom, or in one of the function rooms?

Maybe you should set up a pair of big f**k off speakers at either side of your desk, this has many advantages, 1) You'll never have the problem of only one ear working 2) You can let everyone in the office listen to what you want to 3) When you boss is on your case, you can slowly turn it up while staring them in the eye, until you can't hear them, result Sack it, lets go bass bins, mids and tops, the works