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Im with you there.

They then proceeded to wake me up (I was in the first row, right next to toilet in Club) and pulled down the table thing on front of my seat to change their screaming bundle of joy on. When I slammed the table back up in disbelief they looked at me although I was a child molester. I then told them as politely as I could that I needed to eat my lunch off that table, and would prefer if I didnt have to share my lunch with both the presence and odour of fresh, steamy baby shite.

For some reason I really don't believe anyone would actually do that...

It just ruins the whole show standing next to a ginger.

Anyway... pet hate- this email:

System Administrator- Your mailbox is over its size limit.

Uni email I only get like 20mb of emails which is ridiculous.

Grrrrrrr....

Lol - maybe someone should stop sending you "pointless" emails.

Hi there,

I went to Duthie Park for the first time in ages today, and noticed that the talking cactus wasn't there anymore. The kids in the Winter Gardens looked about three times as bored as I ever was as a child. If there was still a talking cactus there's no way that this'd be the case.

Please join my Facebook group regarding this important matter at REINSTATE THE TALKING CACTUS IN DUTHIE PARK | Facebook

Thanks.

It's been gone for about 10 years!

I can't believe no has mentioned how much dogs smell! Dogs are so ugly, especially the big ones. Dogs jump up on you, bark at you, make you smell. There's no need. Cats are awesome!

Since my Birthday is on Halloween I appreciate any Birthday where people do not dress up - I hate it!!!

My best birthday had to be my 19th - unforgettable. Amazing presents, amazing meal, amazing theatre performance and amazing boyfriend

The STV jobs advert aaarrrggghhh!!!

London for the weekend with my boyfriend in 2 weeks - amazing so excited!

Lazy days also make me happy, there's nothing better than watching Friends and drinking tea.

There are exceptions like names and stuff but other than that. Actually I'm completely wrong. Shit.

doing a word document and those silly little red squiggles appearing for errors that DON'T EXIST. i just can't continue typing while they're squiggling away at me, just in the corner of my eye. sigh.

They don't "squiggle" red for nothing. You're obviously doing something wrong.

Akon and The Pussycat Dolls - hate them!

Why don't you google it?

Space Kitchens is tele-marketing. You have to sit on the phone and try and sell kitchens. Good luck with that..

It's a bit late now, but try and keep some self-respect.

As much class as a rat with a gold tooth.

Split-arses nowadays...

LOL. Agree with you. No one really cares about your sex life.

i love how this web site if so full of people who think they are near the top of the evolution scale and like to look down and call those less educated or those who are maybe not as well off as they are and call them scum and everything else.

You lot must be so confident that your life is great and you have nothing to feel ashamed about.

Pretty much!

Too much information.

Well everyone deserves a chance to prove themselves - they clearly didn't.

Playtime for baby-faced 13-year-old dad Alfie Patten | The Sun |News

4 days old and already they're shit role models for their child by playing "saints row"...with the child in that other child's arms.

Tragic.

TWELVE YEAR-OLDS URGED TO KNOCK-UP LOCAL TART - The Daily Mash

"Meanwhile Alfie Patten, the 13 year-old star of the latest freak show, revealed he was taking a break from thrice-nightly sexual intercourse after discovering masturbation."

Lol that is so weird.

This scares me so much, he looks like a baby himself!

Boy becomes father at age of 13 - , - Latest news & weather forecasts - MSN News UK

People with bad body odor who venture into town. Doesn't hurt to wash ya fuckin minks!

Completely agree! It's 2nd nature.

Crack the Shutters

Set Fire to The Third Bar

Chasing Cars

4th one???

If There's a Rocket Tie Me To It

That was fun but that 4th one is annoying me so much!

Is it too cynical to have a niggling belief that it could all be an elaborate publicity stunt?

That's sick

People are so pathetic, the least bit of snow and people are worried like nothing on earth!

THEN look at the fucking big "BUS STOPPING" sign at the front of the bus!

Not all of the fucking buses have them!