Craig ybgiR

My boss got me today when I was making an order with our packaging supplier, fucker wrote "disposable left handed ice scoop" on the list whilst I was making the call... cue me looking at him with a raised eyebrow, he looked at me with a serious face and nodded that we needed one. The moment I told the lassy on the phone I needed this specific scoop he was rolling about laughing his arse off, and I had to explain I was the victim of a prank. What's worse is she continued to look for this scoop on the order list for five minutes, ignoring my explanation of "my manager is a twat"

He's a cunt, haha, he's drawn permanent marker moustaches on people and covered folk in whipped cream mid-shift, so you can't go and change.

He seems to have gotten worse since the prankster from another costa moved to us, when he's bored the sets all the panini timers to different times to wind up the person given the job of taking paninis to tables. He got the new guy, the poor lad went back 4 times within 6 minutes, not realising that he was getting wound up.

HAHAHA!!

On another note...is the new guy being paid?

I took the bint to see Slipknot and Machine Head December before last... Doesn't work out so well when she's got uni, so you leave late, get past Stoney before realising you left the tickets at home in Inverurie, in the drawer you keep your porn in. Even worse coming back through Aberdeen during rush hour to meet your dad who retrieved said tickets and meets you in Bucksburn... We got there just after Machine Head left the stage. She was NOT happy!

Haha! I was at that gig, MH were mental:headbang:

maybe I should delete all my relatives from facebook haha

Hahaha beat me to it!!

First time for everything

My Aunt telling my friends off for swearing on facebook.

latest pet hate from me... People stealing my food from the fridge and leaving me hungry.

Bunch of cunts!

better than when answering your phone everyone goes silent and listens to your conversations about your sti's and bowel movements......

haha! better to speak about those quietly than have to raise your voice to be heard though.

I really hate when as soon as you answer your phone in a staff room, everybody else in the room seems to get louder.

This is why I don't use crossings.

Also because I'm an impatient bastard

If you string your guitar correctly, and stretch all the strings pretty well before tuning up for a gig/jam, then it shouldn't really go THAT out of tune, If you're slipping out of tune that frequently, just have a second guitar on standby already tuned, easier than arsing around with a pedal that won't sound any good!

If you're serving a customer that's being a cunt to you, just tell them to speak to you as if you're actually an equal human being. I've done it many times, nobody ever told me off for telling people to treat me how they want to be treated themselves.

Just grow some, fuck what the man says, be yourself, get the job done.

Sounding good, Warehouse gig should be mental!

Impatient customers that barge their way past you, when you're stacking shelves... fuck off.

People that snore can also fuck off.

Oh, and being skint!

I knew there had to be a reason why your rep suddenly increased hahaha wanker

Pretty good reason haha!

pet hate of the day: being started on by a polish man for "stealing his glasses" when all that I had done is ignore him being a drunken twat and get drunk!

ADTR and Pantera in the same influences? trippy!

funny feeling there will be a breakdown thrown in at some point..

Influences would be good man...

I personally really like bassment as it is... Having both hand dryers working would always be a nice touch, seriously can't remember the last time i was there and the one closest to the sinks actually worked!

Get the kitchen opened again, preferably with a chef, rather than a member of the bar staff that knows how to cook a little...

More cocktails available, i have one of the older menu's in my bedroom (don't ask...) and there's loads of cocktails compared to what's on offer now!

I don't really have anything else to moan about with the place... more bar staff is always a bonus.

road tax. Don't think i need to explain why...

taking guitars apart for no reason

me too!

I'm trying to work out what is meant by "lead member", the idea of him being the member of the band dealing with the myspace/facebook etc. can't be true for one reason... he's a drummer.

Totally understandable, I had a phase like that last year. I wasn't having a go, it just pisses me off majorly when people refer to Aberdeen as a shithole or a variation thereof.

haha, understandable i guess

I've lived in Newcastle and Barnsley aswell, to be honest, Aberdeen is the best out of the three...but there is only so much you can do in one place before getting bored.

You could say that for anywhere though? There is nothing (major) wrong with Aberdeen. Nice place to live.

I guess so... I'm just pretty bored of what Aberdeen has to offer

Move, then. Aberdeen is great.

haha, planning on it...too skint right now though!! Aberdeen could be better

i call it "shithole" 'cause well...it is!

Another thing i hate is the price of tickets at Cineworld... I paid 7.80 to see a film that wasn't even that great!!