AKA the brando

Let's write a song about Sandi!

I'll start the ball rolling with..

"Sandy beaches, Sandi bitches, Sandi likes to swear

Her Sony days, like sunny rays, did fade then disappear"

thats beautiful

This is a good place to try, generally very large companies with offices nationwide.

Health & Safety Jobs

decent site for info too.

If you are looking to complete your nebosh, then i highly recommend going straight for the diploma, the certificate might be enough to get your foot in the door but the diploma is the daddy! but i do agree with you, it is very expensive! but worth it in the long run.

I work offshore, so if that was an area you would look at, then i could certainly point you in the right direction. I work 4 on 4 off, but there are many jobs out there which only involve a week max on the instalation you are inspecting, normally less.

Shop around online before doing your nebosh, because there can be variations in the price.

I'm seeking suitable recruitment agencies/job resources in Edinburgh. I'm trained with nearly 2 years experience in quality assurance/management systems (I can develop and implement entire systems to pretty much any industry) and health and safety co-ordination. Ideally, I'd like to continue with this avenue, .

Have you got qualifications in HSE ie, Nebosh cert or diploma,

the certificate will help you get your foot in the door, and if youve been working with health and safety, then companies will like seeing that on your CV.

Plenty of jobs still available in HSE and money is good, but only down side is that you can be hated in your company!!! and it can be very dull some days!!!

They sell Hendricks gin too!!!

fucking yay!

last week spent the best part of a day trying all over town for a bottle of Hendricks.

Cheers Calum, but i`ll just put on myspace and pretend i`m there - open a few cans of non-alcoholic beer!!!

(holy fuk! cant believe i have even written that! sad as fuck!)

must be the seasickness kicking in.

Dont suppose theres a podcast on this gig?!!

Gutted that i`m not a better swimmer, or i`d be there!

Thread Perry

oh i need a drummer (electric)

bass player and would really like a dancer too! ie Tap, Highland, etc

Hi,

looking to start up a band,

but in the mode of the silent disco, the crowd will be given head phones, and those who just want a quiet drink dont need to pay!

I find Wok Wok's food really bland.

I agree,

I personally cant see past the ORCHID at woodend, well worth the drive.

Tee-Bagging

with the slogan "bag yourself a unique tee shirt"

If you dont go for any of mine, then i vote for this!

CHEEL

LOON

FLID

BAWBEE

CLYPE

SCAFFIE

TEUCHTER CLOTHING

You'd probably get as far as Macdonalds before the unwashed tinks gave you a good hiding.

Aye, your probably right,

would then need to just carry a blow torch and melt the fuckers down

only problem then would be the fine would probably be a little bit more!

oh and one that has really suprised me lately is the new starsailor album! (i know, i know) its honestly really good. been buying up the puressence stuff too, really good.

Cant wait to get back onshore, theres a few im after,

gotta get X-certs, Doves, and cant wait to get Brakes new album! if you havent bought any of brakes albums up to now go and get em, quality.

Best scam I've seen was when I told my girlfriend I wasn't going to blow my load in her mouth...

my story is similar but slightly more romantic,

i said that its ok you can swallow the lot, but at the last minute i pulled out and nearly blinded her!

I had a pair of regulators too! thought i was THE MAN like!

also had those nike air hurache`s they were so fucking comfy! bring those bad boys back!

others were CAMPRI jackets, NAF NAF, JUICE!

Ah those scotland shell suits were amazing - i remember one of my mates standing next to just a normal heater and the fucking thing nearly melted to his leg! was more upset about the damaged shell though!

thats foooking crazy!

so if i walked down union st with a banner or something and shouting about my dislike of shell suits! would i get charged 2100?

madness

Me, looking like a dick. (nothing new)

Look at that smile on him!!!

he`s wanting some action

You're really, really not missing out on much. It's pretty much the dirtiest thing in the world, . :'(

It is pretty dirty like! but doesnt have to be too dirty, pay a wee bit of money and camp in the tangerine fields bit, tent, mattress, sleeping bag all there for you when you arrive! also toilets which are just for that bit, so much cleaner! we did it last year and was soo great not carrying a tent etc! this year im not even gonna carry my beer, booked to pick it up when i get there! and its cold! quality!

oh and DOVES have now been confirmed

I haven't been to T in the Park before however I've heard from my mates who are regulars that its just kinda degenerated over the last few years into a musically predictable, drug infused, unsociable, stab-fest...

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Yeah but there`s bad points too!

Its just got too big really, but i still find it hard to resist - still get the buzz when i get there.

first year i went was 96 at strathclyde park and just feel that each year since has been slightly different, obviously through age and atmosphere.

really like the smaller festival idea, but at the moment they cant compete, line-up wise,

but they have the better atmosphere for sure.

You have beautiful eyes.

Rascist!!!

The most recent one I can find where I'm not completely sloshed or pulling stupid faces (Halloween), which isn't very often!

Is that taken within the romantic Haughton? cant see big mike there though! strange!

I need a plumber.

Is anyone on here a plumber that fancies doing a small job well for a reasonable price?

Can anyone recommend a decent plumber to use?

Pass him onto me when your finished with him! if he`s any good like.

I dislike much of the snobbery from people I know who condem anyone who wears a tracksuit as being a 'ned' .

Ahhhhh come on man!

who else wears a tracksuit in public?