Brucies Bonus

Bathroom/Toilet doors that can be unlocked from the outside... Fucking annoying - Especially when you are trying to stick it up a female at a party and her pissed mate opens it from the outside to spoil it.

Yea.... That Told Me.............................. Now where did i put my smart price shepherds pie...

This thread is about as controversial as a homeless person life....

I Like how you throw in my "Ma's" house to try and make yourself look a little less of an actual middle class meat chomper, When you do only ever call her mumykins to her face....

The covers one..... Stay over.......

How's your band doing....?

Then you are a very, very, sad person....

Just shows you how much of a tosser you are then, doesn't it....!! Oh, and why do you have to come on and hijack every thread it seems with your shite remarks....

You are completely right. There is no need for smart arses and the usual smug cunts on here that pipe up with a shite remark like that then go "oooohhh, all i did was be a smug cunt and youuuuuu got all defensiveeeeee," *flicks hair* "Maybe he was busy," - Yea nice one. Pointless reply. "Back in your box please," - Complete Sac

Nice to see you, to see you.................

Quite simply the powers of television

I like Oasis and the Chemical Brothers and i think that The Dirty Hand Shakes are gash

Good Game, Good Game. Nice to see you, to see youuuuu..............

well i was 70 this year....i think that gives me the right to call you "son" put a comma between ME & SON, then read it again and then take ME as the word ME as opposed to MY. like proper english... Right now where is that Ex Miss world, i think she needs another dipping of the old Forsyth Candle Wax.....

Grammaritical Ooooooh! Hit me where it hurts, my grammaritical errors!! LOL It was actually intended just to stress the importance of you being such a Ball Sac. I should of just done it in C.A.P.I.T.A.L.S though, huh..., ya wank fuck.

EXACTLY!!!! the TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT ABERDEEN HAS ONE OF THE BEST LIVING STANDARDS IN NOT JUST SCOTLAND BUT THE UK, (ONLY TO BE OUTDONE BY THE SOUTH EAST OF ENGLAND (GENERALLY)!!! THE EDUCATION LEVELS UP HERE ARE IN THE TOP 5% OF THE COUNTRY!!! OK, THERE ARE JAKEYS/CHAVS AND PROSSIES IN EVERY TOWN/CITY, THEREFORE THERE IS CRIME ALSO IN EVERY CITY. BUT ABERDEEN HAS THE ONE OF THE LOWEST CRIME RATES IN THE UK!! THE ONLY THING IS WRONG THIS PLACE IS THE FUCKING MOAN CULTURE PEOPLE IN HERE!!! BUNCH OF CUNTS (ESPECIALLY YOU TWOJOES) NOW JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!! (im gonna stop shouting now......) i took your advice to look up pretentious on your advice, "joe". TWO & THREE seem bang on the money to me son.....! Cunt. pretentious Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pri-ten-shuhs] –adjective 1. full of pretense or pretension. 2. characterized by assumption of importance. 3. making an exaggerated outward show; ostentatious.

BINGO mate...... Now if only that would the end to this thread.....(ahhhh, if only... *goes into a daydream of a sunny day*)

Possibly "Thee" most "Pretentious" thing i have "heard" , "ever" (Did i use too many Inverted Commas there?!?() What a tool. Seriously!! LOL. What do you suggest..... that we get Philosophers, missionaries, Nobel Prize Winners & just general World Icons to come to the grand opening of this as part of a (or maybe your) "movement" (oh there are those pesky inverted commas again), so the whole city can be enlightened & cultured and just in general to see the error of our mediocre ways...!? So we can be a united city that buys nothing but independantly baked bread FUCK. OFF.

What a complete Ball Sac....

Aye Son, do 1...

Derren Browns Trick of the Mind Book is my read of 2008 so far..... Boy's a legend

Nice 1.. I'll put that in my pointless gigography scrapbook of yesteryear....