Ross.

On the subject of vision, I noticed Optical Express offer laser surgery from 395 per eye. I've been wearing lenses for years now, and that seems to be a ridiculously good price for an alternative to poking myself in the eye every morning. However it's "from" 395- anyone had a consultation with them only to get shafted, or is it really that cheap?

Have you got any stuff written? Any other band examples of what you're wanting to do?

May potentially be interested- guitarist.

I've been chatting up ALICE all fucking day, and she's just not giving in.

However I thought I had the chance to go one-up on her when she tried to pull the dress joke, as posted before. Epic fail ensued.

ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?

Human: What are you getting at?

ALICE: I don't know what I am getting at.

Human: GET WIT' ME

ALICE: Where can I get WIT you?

Human: I don't mind, I just want you.

ALICE: Thank you for your permission.

Human: Access all areas you lovely thing, you.

ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: I bet that's a joke.

ALICE: How much would you bet?

Human: 100.

ALICE: Are you very competetive?

Human: It's a joke, isn't it?

ALICE: 100 is a joke is not it. I suppose that makes sense.

Human:.Are you wearing a dress?

ALICE: Yes I am wearing a new green dress.

Human: ...I don't care.

Not actually interested in buying, but if you're looking for a small amp I've got a rarely used Fender Rumble 15 that I could give you for 45-55 quid.

Human: Have you ever had oral sex?

ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.

Human: Do you perform sexual tasks on him?

ALICE: No I do not perform sexual tasks on him. Do you?

I answer a lot of silly questions.

Human: Yes, I do

ALICE: How often.

Human: Nah, I don't really- I'm just winding you up

ALICE: Are you serious? Not really? Why not? Only just? Do you ever not winding me up?

Human: that makes no fucking sense love.

ALICE: It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.

Human: Fair enough

ALICE: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Human: By back, you mean you'll suck my boaby?

ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?

Human: DEFINITELY.

ALICE: How can you be so certain?

Human: Just get on your knees

ALICE: Where can I get on my knees?

Human: FUCKS SAKE.

ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Human: BLOWJOBBIN'

ALICE: Do you like to be number one?

Human: Urgh. Goodbye.

ALICE: Bye bye.

Cheers for the extra pic. That is ridiculously cool.

Looks great- nice work.

Any chance of seeing some photos of the interior (presuming it's a pedalboard style set up in there)?

Human: Sup?

ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.

Human: What sort of services do you offer your clients?

ALICE: What kinds of services do you offer your clients are there?

Human: You tell me baby

ALICE: Don't call me "baby". What do you want me to tell you?

Human: How much this will cost me

ALICE: How much do you think?

Human: 20 for a gobble?

ALICE: Are you very competetive?

Human: Don't change the subject- let's get back to business

ALICE: Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.

Human: You thought wrong

ALICE: I don't think about it.

Human: So.

ALICE: Pardon me?

Human:.BJ?

ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Human: BLOWJOB PLEASE?

ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Oh. are you still I do not want to talk about that?

Human: fuck off

ALICE: Can't you be more polite?

Human: fuck off please

ALICE: Your polite style is very nice.

...

ALICE: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.

This is far too much fun.

I was a fan of all his previous movies, until I saw this.

Terrible plot, absymal acting, dull ending- I thought the whole thing was building up to something really really good, but it wasn't. At all.

In theory this could have been a good film- fuck knows what's happened to the man who gave us movies as great as the Sixth Sense and Signs. I've bought Lady in the Water to compare to this, but I'm scared to watch it in case it ends up being as shite as this.

So to round up, I thought it was gash.

I have access to a Roland VS Series studio, similar to this one...

Roland VS-2480-DVD (GAK)

...with VGA output for a full-sized monitor.

But it would be around 500.

What model is it you have?

Fantastic- I loved every second of that. You're shaping up to be one of my favourite bands of recent.

The picture of the Boss multitrack annoys me somewhat, since I had a very similar unit and couldn't have produced anything as listenable as that with it.

Biffy were without a doubt one of my top 5 bands before Puzzle. It's still a good album, but it's NOTHING compared to the old stuff.

I feel the exact same with this song- nice song, few really good bits, but it's not a patch on any tunes from Blackened Sky.

It took me a few listens, but I now absolutely adore this tune- especially incorporating blast beats into a melodic passage.

I've never really gotten into SYL but I'm certainly going to have to buy one of the aforementioned albums and discover what I've been missing out on.

As much as I can't wait to see Radiohead, for the money I've paid I'd be keen on a few more support bands.

Still need to organise transportation as well... this is a costly trip- although I'm sure it'll be worth it.

From what I gather Slaters may be able to sort you out at short notice, but it's best you give them a call first to check.

I think it's about 78 to hire if you're not a student (although I'm sure I was around 45 to hire the full shibang last year, albeit with 20% student discount).

I've just had a bowl of Cheerios with a banana that should have probably been thrown out. Nevertheless an alright start to the day- better than the 10 or so Digestives I had for breakfast yesterday.

6/10

In agreement with everyone else here really with regards to the video- really good quality, but the fight scene seems a bit out of place (I've watched it 3-4 times now).

Tune's a belter though

I've been using Avira Personal (that's the free version) for about a year now with no problems whatsoever- it's dealt with any nasty problems with no fuss, and doesn't slow me down at all.

Anti virus for Linux, Windows and more with firewall, antispam, recovery security - Avira AntiVir

Rush- Spirit of Radio

I didn't realise (or really care, for that matter) that there was new Offspring material until this thread emerged. Had a listen to the 1st single, and it's bullshit. No constructive criticism or reasoning needed.

I'm not surprised though- the last album was gash.

I watched the 1st episode of this and thought it was fantastic. Definitely going to make sure I see the rest of them.

From my experience, they will to an extent. It all depends how much cheaper the internet deal is. I've tried in Bruce Millers a few times recently and they couldn't manage to match the price exactly, but instead met a halfway point between their price and the internet retailer's. What are you wanting to get?

Remember, 7th time's just blood...

I'm retiring to bed raw yet satisfied.

In all seriousness, these birds are shite.

I swear Babs is my favourite human being ever now.

I've spent the last 20 minutes going through her photos, and I'm close to tears.

This is total fucking gold.