Captain America

I'm far from alone in my opinions - certainly a lot with the ladies I associate with would concur with the above.

I think Patrick said it all.

They'll no doubt have had a wee shot of botox pre-eurovision though... they could all certainly do with it.

I doubt you could even see the botox... Not through that inch thick layer of make up they've got on.

Also I saw on telly last night, apparently they've recorded versions in most of the major European languages and the translations have made the innuendos even worse.

"Would you like something to suck on for landing, sir?"

Apparently turned into something along the lines of,

"Would you like me to suck something for landing."

1 dwarf climbs on the shelters of Kittybrewster school to hide, the other 3 of us head down to Great Northern Road

So the 1 dwarf that went onto the shelters... he escaped without any trouble? Did he just go home?

Or did he have a little side adventure of his own?

Oh! what's that? an actress you say? Have you actually seen "House of Wax"?

I thought she just got killed in that... and that was pretty much it..?

Or was it she killed it... I forget.

Despite prosecutors saying the heiress deserved a jail sentence prior to Friday's hearing, Ms Hilton arrived at the court at least 10 minutes late.

Even fashionably late to court....

That's hot!

No not really, facial hair isn't quite the same thing as actively choosing to pierce yourself.

It's still a personal choice about the way you want to look...

I cant find a good torrent for this weeks episode!!!

False, Mario was.

TPBM posted in the 23rd page of this thread.

False. Don't think I was even a member of A-M back then. Im a newbie.

TPBM: Loves LOST with a passion.

We could always go back to the halcyon days of...video!

Whirrrrrrrr...forward....forward.....naw back, back....forward again...aw tae fuck, the tape's chewed up again!

ahahahahahahahahahaha.

Videos were way more irritating than a DVD menu, at least you know whats going on with a dvd menu. You press fast forward and rewind so often you and the vcr dont know if its going which way its going! So it always ends with the same thing.

"Poke this. Im going to watch telly."

What if pirates were just naturists..............? They would still get the theatre and attention with less hastle of worrying what others think of there Sherly Baset tops and Guicci Eye patches

Plus they would get a great tan at see

But that would be a bit gay... all those guys... alone.... on a galleon. Thats not what pirating is all about! There meant to pillage towns for there treasure and woman! Nae be to busy admiring each others tans... and cocks.

I think these kids need to get back to their roots and stick to a spot of air punching and teeth baring.

This guy has got it down though. He is clearly (right hand) cupping his mates balls, whilst simultaneously grabbing at a young lassies boobs. All this while bearing his teeth like his life depended on it.

Well done sir, *claps* well done.

It would probably be better if the pirates just dressed as ninja's. That'd be waaay better than being robbed by some modern day Jack Sparrow obsessives.

You know who's really going to make this film good...? Chow Yun Fat!!!

Anyone else ever watched this? Its pretty damn funny, deffinately worth a look.

YouTube - Metalocalypse episode 1 part 1

The episodes get funnier as they go along, episode 4 is fantastic!!

I'll ignore the cock comment.

Eat fuck loads of protein and do a lot of weight work, you'll begin to gain tissue by doing that

Actually it has to be a diet of 3000 cals per day for a guy. Only 30% has to be protein. I only know because i decided I needed ot bulk up and put on 2 stone in 1 and a half years. I'm now a healthy 11.5 stone and still growing. Try and do weight training 3 to 4 times a week and with a good diet you should start seeing slow gains that will stay with you.

Note: Damn i sound sad knowing that... 8-)

You all KNOW that if cloud started slagging off that unplugged magazine you'd all start singing its praises....

Why? If Cloud had said it was rubbish, I still would have read it and formed the same opinions as I have about it now. ?(

there was a nice pic on modblog of a double monroe a few weeks ago.

*finds*

ModBlog - Double Monroe - Body modification and ritual blog sponsored by BMEzine.com

NSFW (just to be safe).

p.s scarf!

If you just glance at that picture. It kind of looks like she has a tiny shiny moustache... I hope that was the look she was going for.

There is an alternative...

....Amoebic Dysentery

There is also another alternative.

Put down the chocolate bar, fatty. Try 20 minutes on a treadmill instead!!

EDIT: I posted this at the same time as Lester so basically, I agree with her.

8 oz steak tatties and Noodles.. Was shite!

What the fuck? Do you just have a noodles fetish?? You had a solid meal there.... then you threw in some noodles..? ?(

Jin is like my favourite character (behind Mr Echo - but alas. He is gone). But does no one else think the writers are beginning to stereotype him a bit too much...

I mean, he was a yakuza esque gangster, violent and now as we saw in his father's house (and when he fought the Russian guy). He was a martial arts champion...

[i wouldn't normally try and be so petty and pedantic regarding poor use of english, it's just that it only seems fair, given the nature of this thread.]

Yes, I understand what you are saying.

I was only trying to point out that their writing style was poor and I didn't think the articles structure were very good. Which I think is a fair comment and I cleared that up in my last post. I would expect the spelling to be okay in any article. So I wasn't referring to that, I was referring to what I stated above.

I didn't read over my post before I posted it. I've become used to typing on MSN, when I just use "there" for all meanings of "there", "their" and "They're". Purely because I am lazy.

Fucking hell.

Kettles and pots mate.

It's "They're", not "there". Also it is spelled "sentence" rather than "sentance". Furthermore, it's "their" rather than "there".

Lastly, this is not very good use of the english language: "Also, some of the writing is just... well."

So before you judge others....

I don't believe I mentioned spelling. Also most of those are what are technically called typo's. Theirs is the "number one magazine". Surely they have an editor and actually read over it before they post it. I however do not. So I apologise for my shitty typing. I'll go hire an editor just for you....

My bad spelling aside, you could still tell what I was trying to say. The problem I was trying to point out was how their articles don't really read very well. They're just not very well structured.

they label themselves as the Number 1 Scottish Music magazine or something along those lines. That seems quite big headed, especially when matched with their appalling write ups.

Sounds Like: a damn good magazine!!

There not exactly humble are they?

Also, some of the writing is just... well. Example. The first sentance in one of there reviews...

Excellent only proceeds to better with this album.

What does that even mean? o_O

Cave In - Perfect Pitch Black

Okay I'm infected, now what?

Now you get home and tell your doctor what you've done. Your

physician in addition to giving you the correct prescription for

killing the tapeworm should be aware of your condition in case

you should have any unusual adverse reactions. In at least one

documented case a woman from the Netherlands had her

intestines perforated by a tapeworm. Of course this is

exceedingly rare, but again why take anymore risks than

necessary.

Why take any risk at all!?!?