Captain America

"weapon are fookin' shags" etc etc.

That pretty much sounds like the quality of the writing in the magazine.

Maybe that was there first issue..? "Issue one available exclusively in the ladies bogs at Drummonds."

"The gig itself was packed with what can only be described as mosh/scene dancers. This basically means that if you got in the way of them, you'd get quite a smack."

Fuck off. Getting hit by a 14 year old emo with panda eyes doesn't exactly strike fear into the heart.

"a new movement in music"

This 'magazine' is just ridiculous.

ahahahhaha

Thats fantastic!!

You were looooooouuuud.

I missed this gig.

Wouldnt be the same without Maxi yelling deafiningly in your ear. Same at the Thelma 11 and archives gig. He didnt make a very secure base for the pyramid though...

To be honest... i just dont see it...?

They've all had enough. Of these motherfucking snakes, on this MOTHERFUCKING plane!!!

False - It's nae interesting. I just went head first into a steel railing.

TPBM - Has never given a reacharound to a spidermonkey, whilst reciting the national athem.

I like. It's toe-tappingly good.

Mad Capsule Markets - OSC DIS

1000 Travels Of Jawaharlal - Owari Wa Konai

AVAST! - Faultlines

That post by Iomega was actually me, its just Dave didnt sign out of my laptop and i didnt check before posting.

If you want a good suit paul get it tailored, it's as simple as that, otherwise you'll risk looking like a boy in his dad's suit.

Better than looking like a boy in his mums suit....

Dells customers service may be rubbish, but when my old man bought one and had it shipped to his house in the channel islands. They sent TWO!! He informed them and asked if they were going to pick it up. They didn't. So he got a 2 for 1 deal!!

Oh yea, and neither of them has broken.... yet. In fact, im using one now.

I generally just bury my head under my pillow and try not to picture the sodomy that's going on 10 ft away from where I'm trying to sleep!

"Generally"....? The other times you hop out of bed, put on your best pair of leather chaps and join them, eh?

The Man U back 4 have been utter mince so far.

If its a draw you all get to share Des...

(Your not allowed to throw the fight... no matter how much you want to. )

Markies frightens me. Middle aged woman are practically ready to throw down, if you dont get out of there way fast enough... Not cool.

I always thought Steiner's finishing move sounded like a sofa or something... The "Steiner Recliner". What a shite name.

Wow. The effects in that video are just blowing my mind!!!

There name should really be '4 Chavs and a synthesiser'.

Bet TNA would give him a job. They'll take any ex WWE guys, just for the publicity if nothing else. Also, even though he is an arsehole in real life, he's good in the ring and half the wrestlers on TNA are twats anyway. So he would fit right in!!

Koi No Mega Lover - Maximum the Hormone

I love amazon! Had to use .com though... so shipping was a bit dearer.

I'll cater for your budget 8-)

Dirty mare.

Aye, Slaters is the place to go.

They'll cater to your budget, and alter the suit to fit as well. Helpful service and all. I got dragged along last time my Old man was in the country and he needed a bunch of suits.

If by society you mean glorification of firearms in the media - rap, kids tv etc...

I think by 'Society' he actually meant the system that failed to see that this kid cleary had mental problems and should have recieved some sort of treatment/care for these issues.

What part of Popeye never rusts...?

The part he dips in Olive Oil!

Aaaaaaaargh. It's impossible. I cant get over 1,500.