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Preid

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  1. What do you say to a gal with two black eyes?

    Nothing, you've already told that bitch twice already.

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    There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.

    He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.

    The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.

    Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".

    "Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.

    She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".

    "How did you know?" the boy asked.

    Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".

    -----

    A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,

    "Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."

    The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."

  2. Looks brutal! 'Killin is as easy as breathing'. Cant wait!

    Theres a Die Hard 4 coming out to, looked nae bad.

    Wont be long before clint eastwoods gettin dirty harry back on the go :up: Zimmer frame and athing!

  3. Goto zonealarm.com

    Download the 15 day free trial. Its miles better that crappy spyboy, the trial has no nasty extra's and once its up you can just uninstall it, delete the program files and any traces of it. Reinstall and get the party going again.

    Im a heavy gamer, not by choice. Its not worth buying anything atm with the new Dx10 on the go. All the cards out atm are soooo expensive. Stick with rollin dice or solitare.

    Give zone alarm a go, thank me later :up:

  4. actually i just didn't like it. I asked for a mockingbird and the warlock was bought by mistake. it is infact in perfect condition

    I orderd a warlock off ebay and got a mockingbird by mistake, bronze series to. Lemmie tell you, its a right peice of shit.

    Pickups are useless, neck feels worse than a *insert guitar you hate*, colour is foosty sea water blue.

  5. 10 month old, its mint apart from some light grazing to the underside which is superficial and came from using it on a uneven surface.

    Been gigged twice and its the reason for sale. For all its got i hardly use any of it. I use about 4 patches and ive never even looked at the amp models or uber funcy effects, midi, effects chain and what not.

    It is mint, never been abused and its spent pretty much all its life in a smoke free study doing its thing. For home recording its amazing, can shape sounds from simple acustics to crazy synth sitar death noise.

    I prefer my amps distortion and a delay/chorus/reverb pedal :up:

    250

    If you want pics of it just say and i'll post a few high rez babies. I wont accept anything less than 250 so no filatio or swaps. Will deliver, it comes in its original box and i do believe ive still got the manual (even though its sh*t).

  6. Prog Rockers requiring a Drummer.

    3 of us, singer, bassist and guitarist are all based in peterhead (north a bit) but are able to travel. Pretty new sound its hard to define.

    Sounds like the RHCP mixed with Inme, Police styled riffs with John 5 gutiar, a few power solo's from both string sections now and again.

    MIDI available to listen to <probably best you decide for yorself.

    PM or give me a shout at: distortion@hotmail.co.uk

    We're all 18/19 and pretty good if i may say so.

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