Lazy Gun

Defo agree about the jordan stuff!! But how funny was Peter Andre's hair extensions!! He is such a knobber, wish the mitchell bruvvas would fuck him up!!!

Awite tweacle!!

Hoy - my street cred is not going on the line for an eastenders thread...but yeh - it was ace!! If i hear "Hellllloooooooo Muuuuummmm" once more' date=' ill scream! If you ask your female family members, they already know whats gonna happen, because they read magazines that tell them. The mitchells boot johnny to fook. [/quote']

Erm............yeah..............its onlt the family females that ready the soap mags eh!?! I can just imagine you in alldays askin for the new edition of Heat with a comedt disguise and ling overcoat!!! Haha

It was perhaps the cheesiest thing ive ever seen but aceic!!!

You cant beat (although id love to try) Peggys screwed up rat face when she says "My Boys!!"

And Grant fucking up Dennis was ace, i wish he got to twat him with the stool though!!

im gonna watch it till it conflicts with eating stuff or im a celebrity................

......................christ, i gotta get jammin again, to much time on my hands!!!

How good was the Enders last nite!?! Sad, very sad, i know but it was funny!!! Fuck the street cred!! And i know for a fact that my good chum Fuzzbox was watching(haha, thats you outed mate)!

Sort it aaahhhttt you slllaaaaaaagg!!!

alex the kid

That has to be the best shout EVER!!!

Free with the master system Alex the kid in miracle world!!

Or what about the music for mario 3 on the NES!

Depends what kinda suit your wanting, is it a tux or casual?? U can get some ace fitted suits (at least you wont look like a box or you've borrowed your dads) to hire from slaters! Or if its a tux, i recommend georgian dress hire just off rosemount!U got a budget?

I haven't heard it and I think it's shit.

Your a wee ray of sunshine today!!!

That makes the two of you then!!!

Your goin home in a ...................16 bus!?!

Football chants are funny as hell, but when you get three or four knobs starting their own to try and get noticed by shouting macho shit is just annoying as fuck!! Im a young guy, dont go to much games(cause saturdays are for avin a larf) and i just feel like telling these guys to shut the fuck up!! But it wouldnt do my street cred much good and id look about 65!!!

Thats what it comes down to in the end mate, its a moral decision as opposed to a legal one!! We see this old withered man out of his luxurious surroundings, not the man of power he once was and people feel a little remorseful for him!! Bollocks, did he give a fair trial to the millions he tortured, did he fuck!! But, he'll probably find some sort of loophole!! Do you think they'll execute him??

I agree, i think he'll get off aswell, hes one of those jammy cunts!!! His trial should of been in aberdeen with hulk hogan as judge and the contestants from big brother 5 in the jury!!! Now that'd be TV!!!

So...........whatcha think????

Handbags ladies!!!

U'd be great on Catchphrase my friend!! Say what you see!! Good man!!!

'Na na na nananana nananana hey jude!' from the Beatles song...................Get back!?!

Start a campaign mate!! Like the Free Deirdre Rachid one!! Worked for her!!!

2Unlimited - No Limits

"Techno, techno, techno............................techno"

Its deep man!!!

Go from A-Z listing band names as much times as you can, you eventually get bored and nod off!! A modern twist on counting sheep!!! Your probably anxious or some shit!! Pills are definatly not the way to go, an easy way out of something that'll probably pass!! If it doesnt then your probably a vampire! Either way its cooll!!!

What a bunch o dicks eh!?!

I met him at the oasis Finsbury Park gig and told him that my mate started a riot at their gig in kef back in 2001 thinking he'd find it funny!?! Did he fuck haha! But he was alright after that!

Is anyone still interested in Proud Mary? I think they're ace like! I say 'they' i mean Gregg Griffiths(lead singer), his voice is still awesome!! The rest of the session musicians just look and act like scally mink freeloaders!! The other original boy who rights the songs is weird and looks like he draws on his eyebrows, but his tunes still stand up!! Hope its a good night tommorrow! See ya there!!

You canna play bass yi daft racist!!!