Erase Today

This is not me in the bath

Delboy sniffs childrens' puppets

this is not me eating

Did you know that gerbils have the ability to leap up to 500ft in the air? it's just that they can't be arsed.

Delboy is overweight chinaman

Zeromiser IS jill dando

Patrick Boo licks the mucus off the windows of special buses

I will start it off by being the first poster - and i will pick a random member - delboy... Delboy has it off with nuns

Well thank you all for taking the time to try it. My fingers smell of fanny

If you get her stuck you can drag her with the mouse. Click here

Here's my pet Chili Rose tarantular on my mate Julian's heed.

I did this..

Nahh thanks anyway - anything but a Gibson - i was thinking along the lines of a Takamine or a Fylde - not a Gibson - i had a J200 and sold it within a month. It wasn't my cup of tea.

Busted? for what? i was only trying to inject some humour God.... this site is so.... clicky

The stage show they put on is like nothing i have ever witnessed before in my life. i mean............. face-mounted flamethrowers ??? the lead singer coming on to the stage through the bassdrum of the kit (that is on fire) burning mic stands throughout the set fireclaws (don't ask) boots with fireworks attached to them and a stage set like something off Alien And an unsurpassed sound quality that had me checking to see if it really was live (it was) Not usually my style of music - but i really have warmed to them in a big way (not gay)

I have just finished watching a live DVD by the band Rammstein. I thought they looked and sounded awesome. Never heard them before. Anyone into them????

For Sale Cowbell for drumkit. VGC. Hardly used - 7 Also drumkit for cow. Used too often. Call 07648233244 ask for farmer Geoffrey and speak loudly.

Well i think he was a low life, drug addled scumbag. And his books were shit. All of them even down and out in las vegas an all that innit?

The Brazilian Government is the most corrupt government in the world (as the BBC claims) but they are coming over here to scrutinize our killing of an illegal immigrant who was thought to have links with Al Qaeda. Nice One. There are literally 1000's of people shot each year by the corrupt police over there. They also have masses upon masses of street kids who sift through rubbish for food and items and live in sewers. If they are caught they get put in prison (at 3 or 4 years OLD!) and most if not all are sexually abused by more corrupt people. Nice one Jean Charles de Menezes thanks for being a criminal not paying tax, claiming benefits, and working over here illegally after your visa ran out, oh and thanks for running off on a train when there are 6 gun men pointing their weapons at you. Oh by the way illegal immigrants are jailed for life in brazil and/or shot. I hope his parents enjoy the thirty million pounds. Anyone with google or a grasp on world politics can see the injustice in prosecuting the police chief I am sure in brazil the guy would be given a medal. It's like Hitler doing a politically correct needs assessment for oxfam.

No - ghosts definately don't exist - next

No you clever skankhead i said Stratospere. If you don't know what one of them is then you don't need to.

I am not Sam And i am not a fraud And as for being childish... well................. hmmmmmmmm

Discuss This Topic Most Recent Music Is All A Load Of Toss

I want to know what you all think as none of you know who I am. A few weeks ago I had a 'wet dream' about an older man (about 25/30) I could do nothing to stop it I did not want it to happen but now it has happened I can't help being scared. Do you think I am gay or bi-sexual? I have had non pure thoughs about boys when I was younger but I put that down to growing up and hormones? It's really troubeling my already troubled mind. What do you think?