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Davey_sc

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  1. The sandwiches from Zeste are still good, and I think they have them in the Hub. It is a nice place, but I agree with the point about having your hair cut whilst avid coffee drinkers watch intently. It's not as if I get my hair cut, but no thanks.

    And is there any need for about 6 restaurants on the 1st floor? HubGrub apparently.

  2. One of the 'so shit it's good' ones.

    Duck walks in to a bar, asks the barman - "Got any bread?"

    Barman replies - "Nah, sorry."

    Duck leaves.

    Next day duck comes in again and asks - "Got any bread?"

    Barman - "No, no bread today either pal, sorry."

    Duck leaves.

    Duck comes in the next day - "Got any bread?"

    Barman - "Look, we don't have any bread, and we never will! OK?!"

    Duck leaves.

    Duck comes in the next day - "Got any bread?"

    Barman, in a fit of rage - "We don't have any bloody bread! If you ask again I'm gonig to nail your beak to the table, got it?!"

    Duck - "Got any nails."

    Barman - "no."

    Duck - "Got any bread?"

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