A blonde walks in to a library, the librarian see her and asks softly " what can i do for?" The blonde replies "i would like a fish and chips please?" A bit bemused the librarian says " dont you know this is a library?" To which the blonde whispers " oh sorry can i have a fish and chips please!!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ah the old ones are the best ones!! Two Fish in a tank, one turns round to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing"!!! Fuck me im wettin myself!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha