Benji

I'm glad for you.

You know it bro.

I'm not sure why you use the internet.

Mainly porn but the other 5% is budgeted for people like you - to show you how pathetic you are and how serious this isn't. Anyway, got a life to live to why don't you go right ahead and negative rep this or something you mentalist.

A cloud for a hand everytime. Could partially do some Raiden moves.

Massive ropes of filthy papier mch jizzum arcing into the North sea. That's my kind of art.

o_O

On a windy day you could take out Nigg/Torry.

Yes, with regard to points made later in the thread that were both better articulated and reasonably sensible. Not your own original point.

Your awesome, keep it up!

I don't even know where to start with this.

You got there in the end huh

I would open a Marine centre and have an underground bit leading into the North Sea, so you could see all the amazing aquatic life we have in the North Sea, Flatties and crubs min!

Shaki has dominated this thread

I would disagree with that.

I think Men make a lot of effort to understand Women but do Women try and understand what a Man is about?

We like stuff so deal with it.

Wow. Therapy springs to mind.

But yeah, I'd go with the latter.

I saw a sign outside Ma Camerons saying they are doing speed dating tonight. I've always been curious as to just how disasterous and astronimically awkward speed dating actually is. Sign me up.

If your American you'll be fine, otherwise, dinna min, just dinna!

YouTube - funny japanese prank

Japanese Prank!

I'm really hopeful for the Wales game at Murrayfield now. If we can cut out mistakes like the loose pass for France's 4th try we should be in good shape. Can't believe we scored 3 tries in Paris and still lost.

Yeah 19 errors ddin't really help us out there. What a shocker.

Get an octopus fighting a goat who's fighting another octopus on an Icy tundra on Jupiter while your at it.

Hello welcome to Aberdeen.

The Moorings at the harbour is a good place, also Drummonds on belmont st.

Your rank is based on keywords people search for. Try and use the products you have and keyword them through google, so when someone types in that product you can start competing in the rankings, the more relevant you are to the product the better that rank.

For instance:

sound services gets 9,900 global searches per month and 1,600 local searches. As you already have Sound services in your URL then you are primarily relevant to this search. It's just a case of backlinking your URL all over the net and play the google waiting game.

Once dreamt about selling a claw-hammer to Jesus. Was pretty cool.

I had a dream a guy at my work shit all over my bathroom floor (of course it was nothing like my actual bathroom) because he had cancer on his forehead which manifested itself in a crusty white dot.....and apparently made him shit everywhere. He wasn't too happy that I was angry but I don't know what he expected. I mellowed when he told me about the forehead cancer. Still minging though.

o_O

We all get them from time to time I'm sure, anyone had a weird-ass dream lately?

I keep getting a plane crashing in Kincorth. Wouldn't go as far to say this was a nightmare scenario but weird for sure, definately.

Little Shop Of Horrors - The 1986 version. Utterly brilliant. Top 80s cast including Rick Moranis, Steve Martin, John Candy, Bill Murray, James Belushi, Christopher Guest. Brilliantly kitsch and awesome songs.

*****

Love it too. Especially the soundtrack. "Shab-boo I was just walking down the street Boo-Sha-doo"

We are all the imagination of you. Except you, you are the imagination of me.

127 Hours - I read the book a few years ago and loved it, so naturally the transition to film was gona be exciting. I love the film in a different way to the book however. Can't explain the differences really, in the book he gets hunted by a bear and causes an avalanche - which i was kinda hoping to see but it never materalized.

The bone crunching moment was *Gaddds* but James Franco once again prooves his acting ability with an airy performance that encapsulates the raw nature of Ralston.

4/5

It's the whole vengeful, incestuous, bigoted, homophobic jealous yet omnipotent part I find hard to get my head around.

Whats so hard to understand, do what they say and you'll be fine... otherwise your soul will burn for eternity in a pit of fire. Schooled.

Ask them what they thought of the films with Jesus in it?

Jesus Does Earth: the Second cum.