MC Nice Andrew

Crouching woman hidden cucumber

Thankfully i have a system to make sure my grieving is always proportionate to the circumstances. This way i don't have to worry about adding more of my concern to an incident that is possibly already overshadowing a more important or pressing tragedy.

In order of importance:

1. Mass Murder

2. War casualties

3. Victims of terrorism

4. Murdered school children

5. Murdered adults

6. Young person takes own life/dies of overdose

7. Pop star dies in tragic, but innocent circumstances

8. Pop star dies in tragic, but seedy/drug related circumstances

9. Reading about a paedo that fiddles with 'the kids'

10. Whales and Tigers being killed every day

Each of these incidents comes with its own amount of 'care points' which can be downgraded if another incident from further up in the chart (i have a chart) is taking up more inches in newspapers, or my facebook newsfeed.

I can't wait. Although I don't think much is going to happen. It's going to be full of suspense and nothing else if the first episode is anything to go by. And I mean more suspense than usual.

So much suspense. this is compounded to my being in work unable to watch it right now.

Thumb in their asshole.

EDIT: Shit, beaten to it

Donta warry pinnochio, i didn't get the joke anyway.

How do you politely get people to shut the fuck up in cinemas?

Some quality work there, nice one!!

The Lord and the Loiness is my new drive to work tune!!

It's definitely my fav. For reasons scott will know why. Maybe taken over by grudgebearer soon.

Good start to the new season. Speaking of new seasons, the first 2 episodes of the new Curb have been great.

Andrew, have you watched Deadwood before? I'm about to start the second season. It's right up there with HBO's best dramas.

Of course if you haven't yet watched the wire you should watch that it's the greatest thing.....blah blah

i've been meaning to watch it for such a long time, just never bothered for some reason. I think this stint of illness may serve that opportunity.

Just about to watch new episode of Breaking Bad though, iv been quarentined in my own house on account of an illness; any suggestions for a decent series to get my teeth into? ta luv

That was ace. get on it if you're a fan

Just about to watch new episode of Breaking Bad though, iv been quarentined in my own house on account of an illness; any suggestions for a decent series to get my teeth into? ta luv

Kingbass:

What's the point?

Really?

You don't see the point in promoting your trade with examples of your skills?

Stop being a knob and twisting things around. I never once said that the studios in Aberdeen were shit ? Get your facts right !!

Are you going to post some other production work to back your claims? Please?

The track your talking about is actually an instrumental, and not a " Song ". The track is god awful? That's your opinion!! It's ok for you to express your opinion, and slag off my track, but it's not ok for me to express my opinions about some of the studios in Aberdeen??????

Bear in mind that it's an mp3. If you heard the track properly then I'm sure you would agree that the recording quality is excellent, regardless of the fact it's a " Lounge Lite Track! " as you put it. I've produced loads of different genres over the years, from funk to folk, to rock, to string quartets. I can easily send you a showreel CD if you like?

Surely it would be better to advertise what you are capable of in the first place? I sure as hell don't want to have to wait to hear a cd. Due to the compression of an mp3, it doesn't stand up as a representation. If you wanted a decent example of what you can produce, you could have uploaded a 24 bit wav? Soundcloud would have allowed for it.

Also, think about it like this:

An established community of traders (baker/butcher/farmer/grocer) quite happily going about their business and trading (mostly) in harmony. Some 'out of town' bigshot comes in and tells these farmers their crops are rubbish, belittles them, insinuates they know nothing of their trade and offers a better way of doing things.

Now his way of trading maybe is very good and could be beneficial for the community, but all he has to show for his methods is a loaf of seeded bread. The bread is ok, but not to everyone's tastes and as such people are skeptical of the spectrum of methods.

Rather than persuade the towns folk, he becomes defensive and struggles to get his initial point across, which is a shame, because he is only trying to earn a living. He remembers what an old man told him once and looks up thoughtfully one night. He gets an idea. He arranges a community fare for everyone to attend and clear up the misunderstanding. All is going well and everyone understands why his method is better; some change to his methods and some don't. Unfortunately there was a fire and everyone died.

Anyone else care to comment?

Apologies Dave, but the webpage is just to list the gear and contact details. At the end of the day I'm all about production. A glitzy website, and false claims are not my bag The end result speaks for itself !!! Shaker 2am by Ronny W on SoundCloud - Create, record and share your sounds for free

Wow, that really does speak for itself. Absolutely amazing production, those struggling >16kHz transients really do the recording and therefore your claims justice. That low end is TIGHT! Everything sounds really together and clearly a lot of time has been spent on the panning synth sound so it sits well in the mix. Real good job, I cant access your website though, otherwise I'd be all over getting a really basic, flat sound.

What are the other studios in Aberdeen thinking? Whats the point in doing anything at all when there is gonna be something better out there? Fools, they should just shut up shop eh? I mean I can't stand boxy badly recorded nonsense that serves just a 'purpose'. Kids should understand that any studio with a desk and some outboard stuff isn't 'the dogs' until they've sen the real deal eh? Makes me sick about how naive some people can be. God.

Holy shit thats awesome

Happy - Bender it like Bender by Devin Townsend

Sad - Poke by Frightened Rabbit

Angry - Dark horse by Converge (not really angry - more 'passionately charged')

Sleepy - Indoor swimming at the Spacestation by Eluvium

Also, cats are fucking awesome. I'd watch all you cunts burn to save my cats from even the mildest of discomforts.

xx

must spread....

Mine is Matt Berry pushing Rich Fulcher up against a wall whilst threatening him with a sword. From the televisual swearfest Snuff Box.

I keep saying to myself that I'll change it, but I think it's the only one I've ever used...

Fukin love snuff box.

Mine is from the cartoon 'bravest warriors' by Pen Ward. Iv no idea why the protagonist of said cartoon is riding a Sellotape dispenser or why it says 'I fixed the toilet, but I thought it was funny.

I feel that a petition wont save this.

That's the spirit

Plants vs zombies has disappeared from my ipod touch and itunes. Is there anyway of getting it back? I miss it.

You could try downloading it again, i hear that works.

If you've already purchased it, it should be saved to your account and you won't need to pay for it again

I personally thought this was fucking terrible.

You, personally?

Rango - I was apprehensive about this as it looked like anotehr cgi kids film wih Johnny Depp, though was pleasantly surprised at it's humour and stunning visuals. Even get a cgi Hunter S Thompson cameo.

8/10

This Heroic Routine

That was r8 nice