Skull Commander

That'll be Ken Bigley' date=' mate. Folk have turned against Connolly now, thank fuck. What an over-rated, unfunny cunt.[/quote']

Now now, don't sit on the fence, you will only get splinters up your arse!

Out of sociological interest' date=' I watched Sex and the Shitty one night, and after five minutes of listening to that horse I wanted to vomit black blood. There's a reason why you're pushing 40 and still single, you stupid bastard bitch. Try looking beyond the end of your grotesquely over-sized schnozz, realise there's more to life than your fucking shoe collection and kid-on neurosis and you might realise why no bloke wants a bar of you. It's because you're a materialistic, repugnant little shite-hawk. Enjoy your Rampant Rabbit, it's the closest you'll fucking get.[/quote']

Take deep breaths Jake, she was only acting!

It's kinda like the mobo music awards. Would you have a music of white origin awards??

What did Billy Connolly do anyways?

He went on a rant when the press wouldn't leave him alone at an airport, and wished for that british hostage(who's name escapes me) to be execucted, who less than a week later was beheaded.

Just was watching channel 4 news, and here is a snippet for you all:

'Scientists have today confirmed that 82% of the universe is made from dark mysterious matter which we cannot see.'

This is not a word of a lie.

i love the darts. my personnel favourite is kevin painter. no appearence this year but how could you not love the colourfull shirts and beer belly? i wish i was a darts player.

Don't forget his comedy mechanical arm movements when he throws the darts!

While we are on the subject, does anyone remember Mike Gregory?? Everytime he threw a dart is eyebrows would raise, giving the impression that he was startled. He also looked like he was going to fall flat on his face evertime he was up to the ocky! Every throw a comedy gem!

YTOu mean Love Thy Neighbour' date=' it was on 100 Greatest TV MOments From Hell. Til Death and In Sickness always escpae criticism because they were trying to ridicule bigotry. I actually think although their intentions were honourable, Til Death and In Sickness actually just encouraged it as the laughs always derived from Alf insulting a "nig nog" or whatever. Love Thy Neighbour at least laughed AT the lead character rather than with him.

So how does Billy Connolly rate with us all after recent events?[/quote']

I still think Billy is funny, but he should have thought about what he said more carefully. It's pretty poor to wish death on someone.

The Thin Blue Line is the dogs' bollocks.

I think 'the dogs' could have been left out of that one!

What happens in a peel weekender? Do a group of guys sit round a table and talk about being backstage at a Frank Zappa concert and playing fuzzball with Captain Beefheart all weekend?

My girlfriend got me a ticket.

Surely that's a dumpable offence.

I am fucking humiliated to have to admit this' date=' but most people who know me are aware of this , but I took my fiance to see Busted in Glasgow for her 21st birthday.

I spent a good half hour of the concert queing for what turned out to be a half pint of warm lager, but I feel obliged to confirm that they are truely awful live. A third guitarist in the background provided most of the guitar work, as the three guys were too busy prancing about to play properly. The one with the black hair and bad complexion really cannae sing - I kid you not - He was murder. Eyebrows did a credible drum solo thing with the other drummer they hire. The other one with the blonde hair has a pervy voice that warbles away tunelessley. They really were truly awful. I felt like a perv, as the place was full of kids and I didn't have any of my own! Truly, the average audience memebr age must have been 10, so I seriously doubt if the boys are caring if they have any "artistic integrity" or anything.

They are slightly gimmicky because they strum along a bit to their songs, but no different from any other boy band. Oh, and I checked the wife's DVD - True, the boy James does have an involvement in the writing of every song, aye, along with, on average, 5 different writing partners! So they don't "write all their own songs."

They are fucking terrible and a piss - take to real bands that struggle to even play a gig, let alone sell thousands of copies of their debut single due to clever marketing and the fact they appeal to young lassies. And endless appearances on CD:UK and The Saturday Show. Never forget that's how they got where they are - It wasn't touring every toilet in the UK and realeasing a self - funded debut or Fierce Panda effort. They are fully manufactured .How long did they live off the success of their first single? - Fucking ages is the answer.

And I have heard the new band in question. Oh dear. Sub - Lostprophets is a good summing up I thought.[/quote']

Judging by your post 'pervy' seems to be a better summing up!!! EEEUUUGGGHHH!!!

Little Britain is one of the most overhyped 'comedies' that I have had the misfortune to view for a while. I cannot stand both the guys in it, and have hated the lucus fellow since he ran on with his romper suit on shooting stars.

Chewing the fat on the other hand is genius, as is the spin off series still game.

I gave up on the brits ages ago. They are just a ploy to get the punters buying more music at a traditionaly quiet time of the year. The brit awards as far as I can remember have never had any merit to them apart from the many stupid presenters!

I will have to get meself a wee picture! I'm feeling left out with my 'generic' skull. I need a skull with style!!!

Ted Hanky is class!!! He is the worst atempt at a vampire ever. Im gutted that Barney won. I'm nae a big fan of his. I'd rather that Martin 'Gerry' Adams won.

"he all but said" So he never said it then hmm......

Anyway the point was you say that if you really loved music you wouldnt be in a band like busted' date=' which is bollocks, so your saying that none of the guys in busted, mcfly, any of those types of bands, dont love music?? how does them being in a pop band betray their love for music??[/quote']

The point is that if you really do love the type of music that Charlie from busted likes, then why would you want to produce a watered down kiddie version of it?

Maybe I am slightly snobby when it comes to music like busted and robbie williams, but I do not see why someone should be part of a boy band, aimed at kids and girls, then dissmiss it when it suits them in an attempt at being credibile. This is in no way being true to themselves.

That is all I was trying to get across. Your abuse aimed at me on your posts was out of order and downright childish.

oh my god youve done it twice!!!!

" If you really love music' date=' then to join a band like busted would be betraying yourself" What the fuck does that mean!!!! How do you know he didnt LOVE pop music before he joined busted?? Please stop you are speaking the biggest pile of horse shit i have read for ages[/quote']

If you read Kerrang he all but say's that he was foolish to have been in busted, and that it was for the money. Before you accuse people of speaking horse shit please get your facts straight.

Just to clarify are M.M.W. the band who supported Johnny Truant at moshulu last year??

You all get on at him for being in busted....but how many of you can honestly say that if you were offered millions to be in a shitty boy band you wouldnt take it? i fucking would...and i would laugh all the way home to my mansion.......

I honestly wouldn't. If you really love music, then to join a band like busted would be betraying yourself. Charlie has sacrificed his right to be taken seriously as an artist the moment he joined busted. Would you take an artist who done nowt apart from painting by numbers seriously???

Even if that artist then went on to make a great piece, chances are that he would already have been disowned by serious art lovers.

He does look like him!! I have missed a lot of the darts this year, but I want that beardy bloke to win. i can only aspire to that high a level of facial shrubbery!

"Why would I want to take any damage??"

I have used the mace of logic to bamboozle you. You must now play through an entire game of teletext Bamboozle in a single go or spend your next 5 turns in the Bog Of Eternal Stench.

HAHA!!! I have used my special E.D.I.T. spell. Now you must roll an egg down a hill to advance!

He doesn't deserve a chance. Bloody twat thinks he can make a fortune from the kids, then go all credibile when it suits him?? If he were serious he would not have been in busted in the first place.

I'll kill you with my +1 dexterity-enhancing sword! I needeth no six!

Ah, but I role a double 5 whilst wearing the vest of eternal banishment. You must role a double even to inflict ANY damage!!!!

Dungeon master say's that you can't leave this thread till you role a six!

One by one was awful. It only had 2 good tunes on it.