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McGoatski

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  4. Hilarious Lyrics

    in Music Discussion

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    Too many good Anal Cunt ones' date=' so here is a good example

    "Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse

    You loved it, and took better care for it than yourself

    You command it, cleaned it, and fed it apples every day

    I was broke, drunk, and hungry, so i killed your horse, and ate it

    I ate your horse

    I ate your horse

    I ate your horse

    I ate your horse

    When you came to the stable next morning

    You found a pile of hair, teeth, and hooves

    I hid around the back, to listen to you cry

    Then i beat an old lady to death whit the leg bone

    I ate your horse

    I ate your horse

    I ate your horse

    I ate your horse"[/quote']

    Suppose we should draw a line under Anal Cunt now cos quoting some of their other songs would get you lynched here, seeing as so many folk think if you quote something you must agree with it.

  5. Hilarious Lyrics

    in Music Discussion

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    Your dog was your only friend,

    You`d spend your life-savings fixing its broken leg,

    You loved it more than your parents loved you,

    And then I ran it over.

    Your dog was dumb, and now it`s dead,

    My tyre-tracks are tattooed on its head,

    My tyre-tracks are tattooed on its head.

    I dragged it 50 yards down the street,

    And you ran after me in tears,

    I almost crashed because I ws laughing so hard,

    Then I turned around and tried to hit you.

    Your dog was dumb, and now it`s dead,

    My tyre-tracks are tattooed on its head,

    My tyre-tracks are tattooed on its head.

    Anal Cunt - I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

  8. Fat Hippy presents: Eddison, My Minds Weapon, Killer Angels, Red Man Walking

    in Other Clubs & Venues

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    Eddison are amazing' date=' the singer is something special and the music is truely phenomenal. I saw these guys at a christmas Celidh a few years back, and their set reminded me of the queen of the dammed soundtrack. This is meant as a compliment - truelly worth seeing, i might go to this one unless im too late!! :rockon:[/quote']

    I agree, well worth seeing. The 2 times I`ve seen them have each involved a 250 mile drive and I would do it again.

    Anyone know if their website will ever work again?

  12. Eddison

    in Music Discussion

    Posted

    Anyone able to contact these guys please? I`d like to go and see them live again but their website seems to have been down for weeks now.

    Or, alternatively, does anyone know if they have any gigs coming up?

    TIA.

  13. Countdown Star Dies

    in General Discussion

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    honest opinion here' date=' i'm heartbroken, but i have to say if countdown is to continue the only person i could see taking control is carol. they physically cannot replace the man, i mean come on think about it can they actually take someone new in to do that job.

    they either stop it, which they wont do cause of the ratings, extend the guest presenter slots forever, or give it to carol to do...[/quote']

    I agree he will be very difficult to replace, but if they do give someone else the job, who would you like to see taking over?

    If it was up to me I`d probably go for someone equally cool in a kind of uncool way like Terry Wogan.

    Who`d get your vote?

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