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  1. Kenetic Show - 28th Sept - Tunnels

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    Damn. Same night as an Eddison gig at the student union. I`d like to see both Kenetic and Eddison but am not sure if that would be possible. Anyone know what time either band is expected on stage at each gig and whether I could feasibly catch both without the need for a time machine, (mine is still in the post) or one of those teleport machines Jeff Goldblum had.

    I also have no idea how far away from each other the venues are.

    All advice gratefully received. TIA.

  3. Who is The Stig?

    in General Discussion

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    The aforementioned Ben Collins was just on Vroom Vroom on Sky 1 driving an Enzo and an Exige S the lucky bugger.

    Looks like it will be repeated on Saturday night at 8 for those who want to compare his short-arsedness against the Stig.

    Damon Hill is even short-arseder (sort of met him in Birmingham a few years ago)

  4. Axl Rose Dead

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    slave to the grind was much better

    Monkey Business wasn`t bad aswell.

    Lead singer must tie with that prick from Dollar as the person who made the biggest twat of himself on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

    . . . or Pete Burns.

  7. bRAINED

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    Gonna put my 2 cents in before the seagull-fanciers-brigade come along and tell you you`re an evil fuck and deserve to die horribly for violating the boys human right to steal somebody`s car because it`s not his fault it`s society`s fault for not hugging him enough.

    Nice work, I`d go with a few kicks too to hopefully make the wee shite think twice before doing something like that again.

  8. Fucking Sony mobile phones!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I`ve got a W900i and a bluetooth dongle and it`s a piece of piss to transfer pics and videos. I tried the USB lead when I first got it and it was a pain in the arse but I`ve never had a problem transferring files to and from the phone wi` mah dongle. A friend of mine has a K750i and it works great with bluetooth too. (I use a prog called XTND Connect Blue Manager which came with my dongle which cost about 7 on eBay) HTH :up:

  10. Seagull Attack!

    in General Discussion

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    So the birds were forced to follow our boats and forage for scrap' date=' mostly the heads, guts, tails, and any rotten bits that we wouldn't even put in fish fingers.[/quote']

    Bet McDonalds would still use them.

    A seagull attacking you is akin to you attacking an elephant.

    ...if you could fly away after stealing the elephant`s baked goods an` chips..

  11. Bizarre...

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Should the girl in this story rot in hell too?

    From Daily Record website dated 21st June:

    http://tinyurl.com/e73eb

    Girl, 18, charged over sex romps with football boys aged 12 and 14.

    By Lori Campbell

    AN 18-YEAR-OLD girl is facing charges after allegedly having sex with two boys aged 12 and 14.

    The student is accused of having full intercourse with the lads, who play together in an under-14 football team.

    In addition, she is alleged to have performed a sex act on the 12-year-old. She has been charged with two counts of lewd and libidinous behaviour towards underage boys.

    Leading advocate Tony Graham said last night: "If this was an 18-year-old man accused of having sex with a 12-year-old girl, the charge would likely be one of statutory rape.

    "But as the law stands, a woman cannot be charged with rape in Scotland."

    The 18-year-old allegedly assaulted the younger of the boys at her home in Bathgate, West Lothian, on Friday, June 9. It is claimed she asked him up to her bedroom after drinking with him and his pals.

    A former friend of the girl said: "Apparently she took him upstairs after feeding him drink all night. The next thing anybody knew about it was when he came running down crying.

    "He is so young. She should have been more responsible."

    The source added: "The boy's mum reported it to police. Officers were round at the lad's house last week with social workers."

    It's claimed the girl had sex with the 14-year-old in her bedroom on May 27. He reported the alleged incident after learning that his friend's family had gone to police.

    The Record understands that the girl often invited boys from the under-14 football team to her home while her father was out in the evening.

    Our source said: "She would have the boys round just about every weekend. She was popular with them because she gave them alcohol.

    "She has been hanging around with a younger crowd because she has gradually fallen out with everybody her own age.

    "This is not the first time she has been sexually involved with younger lads. She has been bragging around the place about how she was pregnant to a different boy and had an abortion."

    The Record spoke to the girl's mother yesterday, and she angrily accused the 12-year-old of seducing her daughter.

    The mum said: "This boy is no innocent virgin.

    "He has probably slept with more people than me and you put together.

    "It is well known he had sex with lots of girls before my daughter. It is not like she was his first time - he wanted to sleep with her."

    As her daughter munched crisps in the background, the mother added: "The boy has been going about the town bragging that he has had sex with an 18-year-old woman. He's proud of it. "I don't condone my daughter's behaviour, I'm just saying the boy is at fault too.

    "Just because he is 12 doesn't mean he is naive and innocent. I'm sure the same is true of the 14-year-old, although I don't know him."

    The 12-year-old's mother hit back angrily: "As far as I'm concerned, my son is too young to know what was happening."

    A spokeswoman for Lothian and Borders Police confirmed a young woman had been charged over the alleged incidents. She added: "An 18-year-old will be the subject of a report to the procurator fiscal."

    I`m gonna throw this into the mix aswell...... http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2943

  13. Best Owngoal Ever :D

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    I seem to remember a hun (Terry Butcher I think?) battering a looping header over Chris Woods from fully 20 yards one time and finding it quite funny.

    I was there. Happened at Tannadice. Must have been about 20 years ago. Billy Thompson goal-kick, backwards looping header from Butcher sailed right over Woods into the net without touching the ground. Billy McKinlay scored a belter in that game too.

  17. Axl Rose vs. Tommy Hilfiger

    in Music Discussion

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    Axl : "Did you spill my pint?"

    T.H.: "Ehh, no."

    Axl: "Are you about to spill my pint?"

    T.H.: "No."

    Axl: "Does anyone here think he was about spill my pint?"

    Axl`s bodyguard: "Yeh, I do."

    ***Shove***

    ***Scuffle***

    ***Punch***

    Bouncer: "Get out Hilfiger, we don`t take kindly to folk thinkin someone else might think you might be about to spill a pint round here."

  25. Anyone own a Zoom 505?

    in Equipment

    Posted

    My 505 Mk II is very close to death and definitely not reliable enough for it to be used in public. Reason being the vibration of a pin in New Zealand being carelessly dropped in a bath full of feathers can make either the power cut out or the thing emits a horrendous buzzing noise. Then every so often it works fine for hours.

    Oh, and I probably live too far away for it to be worthwhile coming to get it.

    Sorry.

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