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  2. Scottish National Anthem

    in General Discussion

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    how about

    Cod Liver Oil And The Orange Juice

    * (Ron Clark / Carl McDougall)

    Oot o' the East there came a hard man

    Oh oh, a' the way frae Brigton

    Ah haw, glory hallelujah

    Cod liver oil and the orange juice

    He went intae a pub, an' he cam oot paralytic

    Oh oh, VP [or Lanliq] an' cider

    Ah haw, what a helluva mixture ...

    (Spoken: Sex rears its ugly head now ...)

    Does this bus go tae the Dennistoun Palais

    I'm looking for a lumber

    Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...

    (Eyes up the talent ... and lo and behold!)

    In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary

    Oh oh, the floo'er o' the Gorbals

    Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...

    (Chats her up ...)

    Oh noo Mary, are ye dancin'

    Naw, naw, it's jist the way ah'm stannin'

    Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...

    (Rebuffed ...)

    Oh Mary, yer wan in a million

    Oh oh, so's yer chances

    Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...

    (Rebuffed again!)

    Well then Mary, can ah run ye hame

    Oh oh, ah've got a pair o' sandshoes

    Ah haw, yer helluva funny ...

    (Never say die ... sways aboot nonchalantly,

    picks his nails wi' his bayonet -

    and hew knocks it off!)

    Doon through the back close an' intae the dunny

    It wasnae for the first time

    Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...

    Then oot cam her mammy, she's goin' tae the cludgie

    Oh oh, ah buggered off sharpish

    Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...

    Hairy Mary looking for her hard man

    Oh oh, he's jined the Foreign Legion

    Ah haw, Sahara an' ra camels ...

    Then Hairy Mary had a little baby

    Oh oh, its faither's in the Army

    Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...

    *

    (East - Glasgow's east end; Brigton - the Glasgow suburb of Bridgeton)

    (VP, Lanliq - cheap fortified wines)

    (Dennistoun Palais - dance hall in the east end suburb of Dennistoun)

    (Gorbals - former Glasgow inner-city slum district)

    (sandshoes - sneakers)

    (dunny - tenement passage or basement)

    (cludgie - shared toilet in tenement blocks)

    As sung by Hamish Imlach

    my father likes to sing this from time to time when he inebriated

  8. Dedalus - reconstructed

    in Music Discussion

    Posted

    Why were you asking questions about the line-up earlier if you are already in the band???

    And granted... the above line-up is cracking but I wouldn't use the word "elite". I don't think there is such a thing as "Aberdeen's elite". Depends where you take your viewpoint I suppose.

    Regardless' date=' I am looking forward to hearing the new material.[/quote']

    have to agree with you there

  21. Still Game

    in General Discussion

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    I met the guy woh plays Navid in Glasgow one night and he is such a dude...very funny too. He told me thay had just finished recording a new series.(probably the one that starts tonight)

    apparantly it will be screened down south in the near future.

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