steve corps

The pesthole thread inspired this' date=' and I'm bored.

steve corps v.s. gridlock

In a pit of doom, killer sharks and alligators are legal weapons as well as rusty knives.

Anyone?[/quote']

he'd be eaten alive in seconds and i'd be surfing on a shark, with a cold beer.

Hey here's a novel idea - why dont you post a track of your own making that exhibits some degree of technical skill or musicial proficieny?

Go on' date=' I dare you.[/quote']

if you think degrees of technical skill and musical proficiency is the yardstick to measure decent music you really deserve some pity.i am technically proficient in double leg takedowns, i am technically proficiant at world of warcraft.all i need mate.

whatever you say' date=' mister "i've got a record for assault and no musical or technical talent" In my head I compare you to a tramp on the street firing hideous drunken poems at anyone who happens to walk past[/quote']

thats quite a good comparison, but think of this one instead...

i think of you as an adult with a childs mind, locked in a cage the rest of its pitiful life.i walk past now and again and poke you with a stick.you enjoy this.its all you have.

stupid' date=' un-talented childish rubbish.[/quote']

hey, everyone thinks a thin girl could beat you in a fight!

look here puny human

in my head i compare you to a bloated greasy maggot, creeping about when no ones looking eating up dog shit and similar stuff.this maggot is proud of itself, and rightly so.thats the mental image i have of you dear friend.

I like...

Could you do us a favour and recomend me some other artists in this kinda vein??

Cheers.

these are ones i listen too, and i reckon some my stuff nods it head to them in a far rougher way, more so with werewolf corps...

kranky, growing, khanate, really early sutcliffe jugend, earth, sunn 0))), boris, teeth of lions rule the devine, some double leopards stuff, also a classical composer called Avro Prt is totally worth looking out for!

all different but with droning elements, all are bands i really dig.

i relentless gave out negative scene points every day, to everyone for no reason at all.like santa, if he was a bad man.positives were usually to special posts/posters who i like in an internet sense.

i got the impression it was just the fucking cunts that mean gerry jablonski gets to play once a month. they were all fucking twats. some bald asshole tried to slag off paul james berry to me and i gave him hell so he fucked off. what is is with gerry jablonski anyway? he's not very good/interesting' date=' clearly up his own arse given that he wore his purple tinted sunglasses inside until he got on stage, and so fucking smug. the look on his face just said that he approved of his fans being twats throughout all the other sets-fans that clearly don't appreciate what music is given they like his fucking shite excuse for entertainment. if anything would be positive for the music scene here it would be venues and promoters refusing to book that cunt so that gigs would be less peppered with assholes who don't have the decency to let people listen to bands and artists they don't approve of.[/quote']

thats nice and venomous, i highly approve.

Fried it?

fwied it.

spelling aside' date=' it an icredible metallica/jazz classic/pink floyd cover. done by 2 excellent guitarists. You can do better, then show me.

some peeps just come here to moan[/quote']

fucking hell, after listening all the way through i find you are correct! you've really opened my mond.thanks.

http://www.rubyworks.com/mp3/onetake5.mp3

try this out. and listen good! For open monded peeps only.

I saw these guys play twice and both times they kicked ass.

i'm open monded but its just another metallica cover, done in an incredibally boring manner.maybe i need to be open minded instead.

i thought strychnine made you quite delusional and thus prone to random outburts of rage and paranoia?

or is that rohypnol?

you have that confused with pcp i think!

imagine a bear on pcp in a childrens nursery, what a terrible thought to have.

Sent you a PM.....

Not as tasty as the Pm i sent steve corps though.....

you are a filthy prostitute with classy taste in jackets.thats all i can say right now.also, you wrecked the human pyramid with a totally inept leap, obviously hurting those below you.well done.

Far too noisy Chris. Fast acting tranquilisers are the only sure fire way to shut the fuckers up quickly and without fuss. Less mess (evidence) to clean up after as well.

i'd recommend stricknyne personally, relatively silent but also pretty painful giving both peace and quiet and punishment in equal measure.

Yeh' date=' bring it back to the boring discussion nobody gives a fuck about.

Steve, the mongoose, all the way.[/quote']

yes, i'd agree.

a man made of trees possessed by a voodoo overlord vs tom cruise around the top gun period, with a jet

i really like that, get it on consumption junction!

what about a giant nuclear centipede vs a levitating iron mongoose?

nirvana - come as you are

machine head - desire to fire

he was a real gentleman.

ok, who'd win these? (i've tried to pick fairly even matched folks going by height, weight and general toughness looking)

thurisaz vs ben weapon

hog vs joe black atom

hot mangu vs we shall be blessed

gridlock vs a thin girl

jamesy weapon vs rob karloff

baz bonesaw vs yeti element 106

10.pretend to be gay' date=' to help avert attention from yourself due to several rapes committed against female staff the past month

that is not funny. rape is nothing to joke about.

i was going to put in something about aids instead but felt that too sick.lighten up, its summer.

my version:

10.pretend to be gay, to help avert attention from yourself due to several rapes committed against female staff the past month

9.work hard to become the boss then end up in jail on drug charges, causing the company to fold.

8.have a sex change, for a laugh

7.cheat as much as you can, openly

6.tell lies, often and openly

5.pour hot tea in the photocopier, daily

4.set of the fire alarm, every day alternating between 8.47am and 4.15pm.

3.start real fires as well, for added realism.fires started fortnightly on a rotating schedule

2.dont go to work ever again

1.commit suicide and leave no note

nows the time to ask who the hell kept calling me MAGGOTMAN/MAGGOMAN?! i'll miss those the most.

thats a fucking bear.

aye, it was a very good night.loved van hell and that faggot heinz, what a great band live.the smackdown were brilliant, stupid dancing, no practised moves in sight and inspired banter ie.sorry, sorry, sorry, apologies for my cock, shut up.muchos fun.really didnt like we shall be blessed, not a bad band at all but pretty much displayed everything i dislike about modern day fashioncore.

been speaking for years about how stale and uninventive aberdeen is in terms of venues used etc compared to other cities and this was definately a step in the right direction, cool gig and big well done slap on the back to all involved.