sludge

My super ace guacamole.

(into a bowl)

2 avacados

i finelly chopped small onion

fresh corriander chopped

2 tomatoes

jalepenos

bit of mayonaise if you want.

squeezed lime.

salt and pepper

get your hands in there!

eat on warburtons seeded batch bread for a fucking grand sandwich or with lightly salted doritos.

Bit exspensive to make but its damn good.Really moreish and light.

S -U -P -E -R -B.

we play at 7 o clock at westburn park now instead.Its easier for us and a good crowd turn up because no ones working etc.Your all welcome to come up!

well i enjoy playing the game - but i find the sport boring and shit - but i felt the urge to watch it because of the games influence you see.

Yehh - im not the biggest fan of golf either but after playing tiger woods religiously i felt the need to watch it today.And i did so for about three hours and got fairly hooked.Reckon i could rally get into it now.Tiger was unstoppable.Very disiplined and profesional.Take it he won yeh?Or is the tournament still going on?Still dont quite get how the rankings and that works...

Threesome

foursome

fivesome

sixsome

Save a Panda

"I Ruptured A Disk Which Fragmented Into My Spinal Column."

i always sleep through all this nonsense.This upsets me.

Thanks to everyone that turned up.Which was none of you unfortunatley.We had a good game though.But ill be out of action for the next few weeks with a fucked wrist.No more happy wanking.

Shes a waitress?Somebody give her a slap.

Tommorow at 4.

Everyones more than welcome to come along.

Cheers

Crocker

3ish - but folk are usually there from 1 onwards.Im nae playing min.Want to see england shafted.

Right! It seems the majority of you lot are not interested.

What if i put it like this? Me and my mates are having a party - anyone want to come?

Is it the date ot the whole occasion thats putting you off?

yes it is.Spread the word folks.

Tuesday the 25th of July.

Beach BBQ 2006

lets start getting numbers.... if you going - put your mark here.

where the puddins have all you boys dissapeared to?Thats two weeks with no shows.

Its the Crocker collective now.Weve stolen your ground!

just back from football - minced myself.Away out drinking now and for a couple of games of pool after the game.Throw in a wank and a sing along and itll be a typical boyish sunday.

You should get one Camie for being a shirt lifter.

ive been good in general this past year and a half and shed a shit load of weight.But ive let myself slip a bit (started smoking again/to much coffee) so feeling a bit shit at the moment.But ill be going on a health kick shortly.Hitting the gym again when i can.I dont really drink that much anymore.Feeling healthy is great.

well done.its nae easy.

http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/

first one to stick a giant cock and balls up somewhere in town wins!

Just stand outside oh henrys - instant winner.

i get it.

drug reference?

yes - yes it is.

"back once again with their disturbing video....."

ie - linkin park,limp bizkit and limpin bizkit.

Cack.

well im watching the football but i was also working so theres my excuse.Alo im carrying a fake injury.Sorry.

Dont foget a rangers top you bastards!ive fucked my hip,my knee and my eye to.The Chinese boys are good.Really shows how unfit i am.

Good game today boys.

ill be along with my pal andy.See you there

that was great.Neil - ill show you plenty of pictures with tits in them.