sludge

Man I love Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!

Wev'e found a taker! WAY HEY! Want to make the first contribution to my thread?Ill put some chocolate coins and a tangerine in your stocking this year. There's an offer you cant refuse

That's not a very amusing top tip. I am severely disapointed.

Ahh...you should try it. Stuff the turkey and gagg the goose this christmas time.

Haha! Not quite. More along the lines of "pour beer at an angle" than "Get fucked in the mouth at an angle".

What has that got to do with being gay?

Its in the show sir.Its ok - i dont think anyones watched it.

Walk?

Camel?

Horseback?

unfortunately...your an idiot.

Oh here we go...Its the weird and wonderfull parade. Do you want me to suck your balls first,is that what it is? Mwah.

Here's a handy tip "Think before you post something, then it may make sense to people other than yourself."

Thanks for that,Heres yours..

Suck My Balls!

Clever Cloggs.

Take it no one has watched queer eye then since no one has a scoob what im talking about?

They give handy tips at the end of the show during the credits....

It makes perfect sense to me anyway!

Think you might be a fraction gay?

Lets embrace it by giving one handy tip along the lines of "A clothes peg on your ceral packet will keep it fresher for longer."

Girls can play to....

Oh and on a similar note does the guy from queer eye do the voice for Brian in Family Guy?

Broken foot

Broken Wrist x 2

Stitches (bust my head open)

Asthma attack X 3

Perthes Disease (In and out of hospital for 5 years)

Foo Fighters - Theres Nothing Left To Lose.

Highland toffee is what your referring to i think.And yehh that was good.

Fuck jolly ranchers - they gave me toothache.They still going about?Sucking one of them was like getting kicked in the teeth.

"sorry - im on my period" - really pissing me off at the moment.Do you get year round bleeding?

Hmmm......its the whole Daddy or Chips argument for me im afriad. Do i want to spend my time getting blow jobs or do i want to print off pretty dragons all day? Ill most likely get flung soon so i suppose it would be wise to keep the latter in mind....

I could always combine the two mind you...

Been kicked out the lemon tree on countless occasions for such reasons as being to rowdy,raunchy and flicking ciggerettes at bouncers.Its all a load of shite really.

Moshulu a couple of times.The moorings im sure.Errmm....exodus.Was being a drunken knob.Im a bit "In your face" after a few.Nothing to be proud of...

Wow - the sexual tension here is off the chart.Why dont you boys just give eachother hand jobs and move on with your lives.I didnt think this website was still as petty.Werent we all 16 years ago??? Wise up folks.

Saddam Hussain was found guilty and sentenced to be shot..His last request was to name his own firing squad.He chose Lampard,Gerrard and Carragher from 12 yards...

What do you call 134 guys chasing a black guy?

British open Golf Championship.

Sophie Ellis Bexter has been found head butted to death in a house of a french footballer.Police think it was murder on Zidane's floor......

Steve Irwins sun cream has now been removed from Tescos,Asdas and Boots after it was discovered it dosent protect against harmfull rays..

Wayyy heyyy!Mon the Europe - thouroughlly deserved.Played well indeed.

Why the Fuck theres a pirate ship at the castlegate and why the hell it hasnt been vandalised yet?

my old man got killed by a bear three years ago.Been making coats and stealing honey ever since.

Sucking shit from an unborn penguin.Now thats what im talking about.Mmmmm...

i should be to.Id rape the floor with you all.Well.....depending how much to drink i had and how much pressure i was under.And who i was playing of course.....hmm.....

Fuck You All.

Happy Birthday Holmes.My Mexican Compandre!

I'd love to go to Ukraine and trace some of my ancestry. I've also really liked the idea of doing the Trans-Siberian railway although I'd want someone with me when I did.

Im going to the Ukraine in octobor for the Scotland game.Think ill hook up with a hot long lost sister or something?

Haha!Stupid kids.