The Sloth

so there's not going to be an actual Giraffe at Union Sq...thats rubbish!

I'll be there.

"Yeeea Art!"

That was pretty fucked up. She should have practiced opening cans a bit more first...maybe she ran out of time.

I hate them. Fucking idle chit chat cunts.

Some of it is beyond mundane. Like talking about the weather every morning is mundane, but I can see some sense of purpose aside from the fact that your life is shit and you have nothing of any worth to speak about, but the same cunt I always rant about goes above and beyond the call of duty. Check this example.

Comes in after lunch. He's been gone 10 minutes. He walks in and goes.

"Hiya. Y'alright Dave? Dave? Y'alright?"

What the fuck could have happened in those 10 minutes that I wouldn't be alright? I've been with you the last 4 fucking hours, and I was fine. I am still fine. If you think something's up, its because I'm reading something. Something more interesting than your inane pish like "it's a nice day out there" or "I just went to Marks & Spencers. Fancied a change LOL". What change is that, fuck-o? A different type of bread for your sandwich. A longer walk in the sunshine? Jesus, you're fucking breaking barriers with that one. I'll just stop everything I'm doing and you can spew forth drivel about your longer walk for some food and I'm sure it'll make my day happier. And why do you need to know anyway? You repeated the question, like you NEED to know that I'm alright. When I say "yes" you're happy enough to forget about the whole thing. Could you not continue your fucking day without me telling you that I'm alright? Was it really grating at you that I might not be alright?

Fucking fuck.

Dave, are you ok?

Afro Droid, HateEvent and Oggy.

In The Moorings.

Last night.

Rocking out on the dancefloor to a bit of muh-muh-muh Machine Head. I think Hate Event was holding someone up.

That could have been when I got in the way of Hateevent and got my nose bust?

yep, Ive seen that guy going about town a lot. Im sure he must drink somewhere I do, Korova maybe?

Fast Caz cause he can blast 10000000000000 miles an hour through the whole song.

Snake Temple Kings drummer, Jason from KCHGH, Lawrie from Cranial...they're all good.

Better than her stinking of stale sweat and shite though?

nope. I couldnt smell her stale shite and sweat before and I could breath properly.

John.W do you by any chance keep your underpants on coathangars ? Just curious ...

hahaha

I find the best place is the oven, it keeps them crispy.

a woman on a train spraying deodourant and perfume...It was stuffy enough without that stench up my nose.

im glad you didnt try to post shitty non-stalks from that.

soooooo....

Sloth

Jo-D

Arleneneenennenenenenenenneeiiiioooo

Oggy

sittin in my kitchen..... metal is gay.

:headbang:

This was the song for "sitting in my kitchen" ...

Cranial were fucking mind blowing. cant beleive the minority of people that get what they are trying to acheive...Bonesaw were awesome like Chuck Berry, Rock and Roll!!! the rest was interchangeable generic pish, no stand out features.

so where's the metal?

That looks mind bendingly awesome. The orb sounds really annoying tho.

it sounds awesome!

pretty much any kind of preaching or lack of tolerance for other people's choices is fairly frustrating.

one of them used to come into R&B and play Nirvana, Metallica and Joe Satriani stuff, he was ok, I used to talk to him whenever he was in...he gave me a few rare Nirvana tapes and things.

I made it this weekend

bad experience

cock fart

salted beef trumpet

my shoes have holes

jingle bell-end

fringe core

uncle fridge magnet

trampoline dog chew

shakespear was gay

deyner deyner deyner deyner batman

rumple foreskin

Rapture are terrible.

yeah, sucks...Ive been pissed up pretty much since the weekend haha

Hey, we are recently dumped. We can be as bitter about women as we like.

Can I join your club?

My current pet hate is not having a bottom, which means that if I'm sat for a length of time on a seat without any padding (i.e. like sitting around waiting to soundcheck in the Tunnels), I get a very sore arse. Damn my slight frame!

this, at work I sit pretty much all the time, work is a pain in the arse literally.

I'm actually intruiged if anyone that uses this site suffers social agoraphobia. Probably Lucky Rathen and jftp2090492818twat83732.

I dunno but Im hungry.

this turned to shit when someone made extra rules. Its a stalk, how complicated does it need to be?